Curly Crash Out.

My humour truly has no bounds

Most interesting things tumblr has so far advertised to me:

anxiety reducing therapy fleshlight (I do not have a dick)

an app for reading the Torah (I am not jewish)

emotional support group for divorced men in a city I've never lived in (I'm not even married yet)

the alledged secrets of divination from cowrie shells in Sudanese culture (I have never been to Sudan, nor been particularly interested in divination)

Christian fashion streetwear (I am not a christian nor do I wear streetwear)

offers of online therapy for divorced men (where are they getting this??)

how to hire a dating coach (????)

mental health support for first responders (I am not a first responder, I dropped out of nursing school because I couldn't handle it)

a service to book your journey to Mecca (I am not muslim)

coaching for how to build your personal brand on OnlyFans (?!?!?!)

Hey friendly reminder to love and cherish Green Day

“what if kids identify with something and it ends up just being a phase-?” good. stop teaching and expecting kids (and adults honestly) to formulate permanent traits and ideas of themselves. everything in life is a phase. that doesn’t make it any less legitimate while you experience it. let people explore themselves and know it’s okay if what you think about yourself changes.

As much debate as there is about tone tags, 90% of the issues would be solved by just typing the word. Like instead of typing /gen or /hj you can just write (genuine) or (handjob) and you'll be doing pretty much the exact same thing.

...that implied it could be illegal

what's your favorite legal drug?

I don't have one?

I have so much mental health that they didn't know what to do with me, so they just renewed all my prescriptions and released me back into the wild.

wait but like... I wanted it homemade by Darrel Curtis himself 💔 *dramatic sigh*

can you make pizza? with peperoni and bacon pls

*sigh* I'll order one

im sick of pretending I'm not a hater too 💔

I’m tired of saying no hate when I’m the biggest hater 😕

This man right here. He's Puerto Rican. No, I'm not projecting your crazy.. Wdyn im gaslighting you??? Ur js crazy..