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day 1 without ao3: i have gone through all 5 stages of grief multiple times and have invented a 6th. i will not disclose what the 6th stage of grief is.

kids this is why we download fics

In the middle of a fanfic and this shit happens

The world hates me

i'm Absolutely not okay….

men have those slutty veins in their hands and expect you not to lose a lil focus

I need to reach my friend!

I think adults need summer vacation. Like let's just close down all our jobs for three months and play outside. Please. I'm so tired.

milí spoluobrozenci,

s kamarádem jsme se shodli, že slovní spojení spřízněná duše jakožto český ekvivalent anglického soulmate sice je správné, ale nemá to ten správný novoobrozenecký zvuk

ve zkratce

soulmate -> souzduchnitel

he looks so MAJESTIC OML

ATEEZ - SPIN OFF : FROM THE WITNESS EPILOGUE

Anyway

slyšte!

overthinker -> přemyslovec

toto odteď používám jako český ekvivalent slova overthinker, které mi dlouhou dobu v češtině chybělo

Výsledek včerejší hospody s bohemisty:

Overshare = přesděl

Mik Miku Mik Miku Mikuláš 👀

milí spolubrozenci

Binder -> Ploštítko

uvědomila jsem si, že čumblru chybí nějaká sjednocující katastrofa alá Dashcon. Chce někdo uspořádat Čumblr Čundr 2023? Jediný con s garantovanou 10% úmrtností!

HOLY SHIT IM GOING TO SEE ATEEZ IN BERLIN

I LOVE MY LIFE 

He could defeat her.

IM OBSESSED OML

MITCHIE M NEVER MISSES

【📣 New Song Announcement 📣】

My new song "Bad Girl A feat. Hatsune Miku" has been RLEASED NOW‼️

Please enjoy the bad girls story MV in which crypton's characters appear.

So let me get this straight

1. Elon Musk buys Twitter

2. Elon Musk unbans Andrew Tate

3. Andrew Tate picks a fight with Greta Thunberg

4. Greta Thunberg ratios the shit out him

5. He gets mad and posts a video response

6. There's a Romanian pizza box in the video which twigs Romanian police of his location

7. He is raided and arrested for human trafficking

That is some fabulous fuck-around-find-out shit and a great end to the year.

NAUR BRO PLS COME BACK

IM NOT ABLE TO FUNCTION WITHOUT THIS HELLSITE

ao3 is not instagram, and it’s not embarrassing to comment on a story that’s old. we understand that you just happened to come across it now; writing is magical in that you often come across the right story at just the time you need to read it.

also, authors will literally cry over their keyboard if you comment on the stuff they write.

just remembered a fic on AO3 (or more likely LJ because it had that distinct late 00's experimental vibe) that appeared double-spaced oddly, in that some paragraphs would be spaced normally and others would have double or even triple spaces in between. it was about one half of the otp getting over the other's death (or coma, can't remember which), so all the comments were about how poignant the use of visual spacing was as a means to convey all the emotional holes in the character's life.

and then the author replied like... *giggle* guys it's NOT double spaced. try selecting the whole text

and we were all like "no WAY"

but we selected the text, and yes!!!

the "holes" in the story? they were actually lines and actions from the dead/coma character's ghost, rendered invisible to the eye by the simple trick of coloring the text the exact same as the background, revealed by nothing more than a click and a drag of the mouse

a story about the profound loneliness of losing your the partner of your life and having to make do without them, without anything to fill the holes they'd left behind, suddenly became a story about the profound helplessness of seeing someone you love suffer from your absence while you are right there, unable to do anything about it, unable to communicate that you love them enough to suffer unseen and unheard with them, just to keep them company they'll never know about

it was then that I truly realized how *superior* the digital medium is to plain printed paper, how the medium and the format can add to a story.

I think about that fic about once a year. I wish I could find it again

exactly how it’s supposed to be

there is something so darkly comical about tumblr potentially outliving twitter

tumblr, which is held together with duct tape and madness, run by three raccoons in blood stained Yahoo! hats and a handful of crabs, its only discernible source of income the sale of shoelaces from an inside joke so inside no one knows the original source anymore and fake blue checkmarks... that website still lives on

truly the cockroach of social media and I love it for that

Genuinely 2022 has been an amazing year for tumblr memes

I mean we had so many good ones:

#girl ban

Horse Plinko

Blorbo from my shows

The variations upon blorbo(glup shitto, skrungly, poor little meow meow)

Eeby Deeby

It's me boy, the PS5 inside your brain

Live Slug reaction

Crabs

Eurovision Pussy

Tumblr Blaze Launch ft. Catholic evangelism and My immortal

Twitterpocalypse

Dracula Daily

Thank goodness he's straight actually

July(Shinso Abe's death, British gov collapse, Overthrow of the Sri Lankan government)

September 8th(Queen dead, sansweep)

They unbanned tits- wait no they didn't

The Lettuce is Pm now

Twitterpocalyspe 2 he actually bought it this time

Tits are legal for real this time

2nd Anniversary of Nov 5th ft. Ryan Reynolds

And Now

Goncharov

In general something has definitely been in the water this year when we look back at the memes.

this is exactly me but with /reader fics

Me: I should really get back into a healthy sleeping pattern

Also me: Proceeds to open Ao3 instead and read about the same two people falling in love 151738515163 different times until morning