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shoutout to the hamilton ost for keeping me sane during turbulences

Hungarian swords, 14th century, at the Topkapi Palace Museum in Istanbul. The middle sword is 8ft long

no outlining, we struggle with the plot halfway through like real men /j

me every single day i fear

I’d rather stay in and read fanfics on AO3 than do this thing called go outside and talk to people

“nothing tastes as good as skinny feels”

damn you must suck at cooking. check out some youtube tutorials man. i believe in you.

Ahojte čumbleríny tumbleríny zase jsem přišla nadávat na LED reklamy v tunelech metra

Oni jich staví více a slova nedokážou vyjádřit jak nesmírně nechutné tohle je

A opravdu nejsou "neinvazivní", svit do oken velice přitáhne pozornost i když koukáte do telefonu

Myslíte že by byla efektivní nějaká petice nebo plakáty já nevím 😭 nechci to prostě nechat být protože to bude jen horší

oogh. augh

Reblog and you’re guaranteed to be successful at whatever you do next!

3am in the morning and the 400k slow burn characters finally brush hands

fuck it homebrew boop button. reblog this post to boop the person you reblogged from.

“this fic was written by AI”

Tumblr adding mature content labels to completely innocent posts like a photo of a cute dog or a lovely view of a forest somewhere but at the same time letting porn and scam bots spread on the site like wildfire like wow ok?

*and for the record, I have nothing against porn. I am pro sex work. what I talk about here is porn bots that misuse and spam various tags with porn and links to some sketchy sites

i go to bars and coffee shops and breweries and libraries and thrift stores all the time by myself and i have a chill banger time i love my own company. so why is the grocery store a warzone. im fighting for my life. barely make it out alive. if someone even looks at me i want to blow them up with my mind

YOU!! YES, YOU!! GO WRITE THAT FANFIC YOU THINK NOBODY BUT YOU WILL READ!!

“i never see you at the club” ok well i never see you on ao3 at 2am reading about the same two bitches falling in love for the 1000th time in the 500th way

Being a pro censorship ao3 user is so insanely cringe. Either use the (incredibly effective and well designed) filtering system to avoid seeing the shit you don't like or stop complaining. Leave the pro censorship rhetoric to Wattpad or smth

you ever watch something and just think... "god i cannot wait to get on ao3 after this"

subscribing to a fic isn’t enough I need the author to blast a bat signal into the night sky whenever they update

So there's a scam/bot spam going around. Almost fooled me, but I got the same exact message on two seperate accounts.

I haven't put in the link into anything just in case. So yeah, be aware lads.

reverse gaslighting where i pretend to know exactly what you are talking about

nintendo switch 2 game announcements:

nintendo switch 2 price announcements:

one day im just gonna do it. im gonna vanish into the scottish highlands like god intended

PRESTANTE MI NA FYP NA VSECH SITICH CPAT GHIBLI AI GENERATED 'ART'. JA CHCI ZPATKY DO DOBY KAMENNE, KDY NEJVETSI VYNALEZ DOBY BYL PAZOUREK. STRCTE SI AI VYGENEROVANY ZRUDNOSTI DOPRDELE.

#čumbrl #czech #ghibliaimustbestopped #ghibli #umelainteligence #hashtagneumimdelathashtagy #seremezaplavenostaiartynatechinternetech #JABYCHTYINTERNETYZAKAZALA #peaceandlove

VERY IMPORTANT

Baby

Měl jsem na hodině literatury obrozeneckou vlasteneckou chvilku a tak jsem vytvořil tohle;

doufám, že se zalíbí

rhythm heaven fans and mii fans are holding hands and skipping in a field together right now. 2026 is the year of the true believers.