Latest Posts by umekoo - Page 4

i don't know man, i just wish that we could [suddenly realising i'm coming dangerously close to expressing a real and earnest thought instead of filtering everything through several layers of intangible running bits] blow up the entire world. or something.

thinking about harvey stardew valley and being a rural country doctor with a caseload like:

guy who won’t accept any diagnosis except “you have consumption and need to go to the seaside for your health”

woman who asks what gemstone he would prescribe for her UTI

guy who spends half the day trying to give himself a concussion and the other half trying to blow out his hearing on his guitar

two people who have struggled with alcoholism for years but reject all of his resources for it UNTIL someone gifts them alcohol biweekly for a year straight and suddenly their lives turn around

guy who will not stop mailing people bombs but in a friendly way and like this just isn’t on the PTSD screener??

guy who won’t stop asking him vague but increasingly bizarre questions about the safety of truffle oil

woman who EATS ROCKS

and also there’s a fucking wizard. what’s up with that. how often do you think the man goes “why did i get an MD why didn’t i just train to be a wizard i didn’t even know that was an option” while performing emergency surgery on this one farmer who won’t stop picking fights with ACTUAL MONSTERS

Vlezla jsem na tiktok, a dozvěděla se, že kromě legendárního "OK boomer" je mezi maturanty v uvozovkách spor o tom, jestli byl Georgův dopis Celii cute nebo too much

Asi se nedivím, ono je to tak na hraně

Throwback to when I took painkillers and woke up with Photoshop open on my computer to this image I had made

Já: *otevřu didakťák*

Didakťák: OK, Boomer

Já:

i need him biblically

ive been playing this game for 4-5 years and i still marry this guy in every save

hello čumblr

This is well trod territory for the sdv fandom but,,, farmer is just NOT human, farmer “spends 10 hours fishing, scarfs down 15 pieces of seaweed and gifts you a raw egg out of their pocket” is NOT FUCKING HUMAN!!! That is a little FREAK. Pretending to be human.

And that freak is me and I love this little fictional me

I HATE

I HATE IT

Am i the only one who imagined the first meet like this?? *swooon*

Shhh, he's gaming...

I HATE THIS GAME

normalize not forcing people to choose you. If someone thinks they can get better elsewhere – let them try. Respectfully.

Sam is one of those people who thinks chocolate milk comes from brown cows and you cannot convince me otherwise.

junimo breakdancing

animated on stream !!

more sketches of my pookie wookie bear

obsessed with harvey at the y2 luau. absolutely busting ass with this quirked up jpeg shuffle. hes such a shut-in i bet this was like a magical girl transformation for him. the townsfolk see him walk onto the dance floor and are like ohhhh shit peepaws about to bust it down narsty style. fuck it UP white boy. the last ditch effort of a swagless migratory bird throwing back his ENTIRE pussy to attract a mate. im so obsessed with him you dont understa

what if we called balls “reproductive dice”

You telling me…

Reblog if its ok to spam you with boops

Jujutsu kaisen’s men made me feel like a pervert.

šťastný kasdáňa konfešn scéna den výročí mezinárodní svátek všem čumblristům

čeští překladatelé opět skórují v odšťavňování (aneb defruiting, tenhle obrozený pojem není můj vynález) ovocné filmografie JUPÍ

šťastný kasdáňa konfešn scéna den výročí mezinárodní svátek všem čumblristům

čeští překladatelé opět skórují v odšťavňování (aneb defruiting, tenhle obrozený pojem není můj vynález) ovocné filmografie JUPÍ

destiel has been canon for 3 slutty slutty years

Happy Birthday Everyone BBC did not stay down despite getting shot

The Dabi dance reveal remains iconic

Seeing Nov 5th trending five goddamn days before the day itself is the Tumblr equivalent of hearing Mariah Carey's All I Want For Christmas come on at the grocery store at 12am sharp on November 1st