this is exactly me but with /reader fics
Me: I should really get back into a healthy sleeping pattern
Also me: Proceeds to open Ao3 instead and read about the same two people falling in love 151738515163 different times until morning
Vávra hájící homosexualitu ve středověku před nácky nebylo na mém 2025 bingu, ale když to 1) Zabaví Vávru od vyjadřování se k čemukoliv jinýmu. 2) Nasere nácky, proč ne. Jen do nich, cype, použij to přeroslý ego k něčemu společnosti prospěšnýmu!
milí spolubrozenci
Měl jsem na hodině literatury obrozeneckou vlasteneckou chvilku a tak jsem vytvořil tohle;
doufám, že se zalíbí
HOLY SHIT IM GOING TO SEE ATEEZ IN BERLIN
I LOVE MY LIFE
my kitty cat was wandering around going ‘mrrph?” so i was like “in here!” he goes “mrrph!” shoves open my bedroom door with his big round head and FLOPS on me. as in hard enough that he made a little “oof” noise when he did it. followed by a category five purring event. there’s good in this world mr frodo etc
🦀
adhd paralysis sucks bcuz im just sitting there and my brain is like
YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME
no work done no rest gained. literally no point of this at all
my dad, trying to explain the concept of money to me: say you have a sandwich, and i need your sandwich. but i don't have anything to give you. you're not just gonna give it to me.
me: i would just give it to you.
my dad:
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