Ezra Bridger Was On Din Djarin Levels Of Having No Idea What Was Happening In The Star Wars Universe

So Tech survives (shut up, he survives I said) only now he doesn't have his goggles and Hoelock has no reason to give him new ones. Cue him and Crosshair escaping only our man is half blind and Crosshair has to drag him by the hand so he doesn't get lost (has already happened once), walk into the line of fire (has already happened more than once) or walk into something (don't even ask).

By the end Crosshair is this 🤏 close to locking him in a janitor's closet and coming back for him once he's shot down every stormtrooper in the base. The only reason he hasn't done it yet is because he needs him to hack doors.

Fives: So I can bake these cookies at 400 degrees for ten minutes or at 4000 degrees for one minute-

Echo: No-

Jesse: Floor it buddy

Echo: Fives no

Fives: How about 40000 degrees for one second!

Echo: You are going to burn the kitchen down

Jesse: Rex is going to murder us

In case anyone needs it, I have the "library" of every clone that has an official name in the Clone Wars.

It's a sheet of gifs but it still has everyone (except the newest characters from Bad Batch they haven't been added yet.)

A gift.

Source: https://www.tumblr.com/skybson/620947773580312576/every-named-clone-trooper-in-star-wars-the-clone (I never said I made them for the record, I only said I HAD them, I could never find the source since my friend who doesn't use Tumblr sent them to me on Discord. Thank you to user @chartingneptune for the link.)

I have a very silly completely unserious headcanon that the answer to the question about whether “Tech” is short for “Technology” or “Technically” is, “Yes.” Tech’s full name is Technician Technology Technically Technetium-99 Medtech Badbatch. He adds a new middle name every few years.

Saw one meme by @acatalystrising and I just couldn't resist on making this version as well lol

I mean try telling me we all are not like this

One of my favorite moments in all of TBB remains that part of Cut and Run where Tech comes up with a wild idea and then just,

proceeds with it. No checking in before, no 'hey anyone need anything off the ship before I impound it'. Presumably because Echo is there with him, and it seems like Tech considers Echo to be the Reasonablish One (lol). Since Echo didn't attempt to stop him it must be fine!

Spoilers, it's not fine. Hunter's reaction says 'this is not the first time this has happened, will not be the last, he is going to age ten years from this incident alone'.

But Tech is like it's fine, Hunter! I thought it through, Echo was right here listening to me think it through and he had no objections, so this is a fool proof idea.

Also I love that he TOTALLY IGNORES Hunter's objection.

I like to think this scene has played itself out in at least ten variations over the course of their lives.

Also Cut watching all of this like 'hahaha never change y'all are so insane' and Wrecker like 'oh boy here we go again'.

I think Soup Clone might be my [old] new favorite meme.

Anakin: I promised Master Obi-wan and Commander Cody we wouldn´t do anything stupid or reckless.

Rex: Why would you lie to them like that?