I Have A Very Silly Completely Unserious Headcanon That The Answer To The Question About Whether “Tech”

I have a very silly completely unserious headcanon that the answer to the question about whether “Tech” is short for “Technology” or “Technically” is, “Yes.” Tech’s full name is Technician Technology Technically Technetium-99 Medtech Badbatch. He adds a new middle name every few years.

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2 years ago

imagine how irritating it must be to be bo-katan because Just Some Guy™ fought the guy u wanted to fight, got the dark saber that u wanted and Accidentally became the ruler of the planet u wanted to rule, and now his weird green baby comes to ask u to save his ass? u can’t even sulk in peace

2 years ago

Rex in S1 E7: Battle Scars

The range of emotion in this man's face... From awkward gentleness to fierce protectiveness to vulnerability to reflection... Beautiful.

Rex In S1 E7: Battle Scars
Rex In S1 E7: Battle Scars
Rex In S1 E7: Battle Scars
Rex In S1 E7: Battle Scars
Rex In S1 E7: Battle Scars
Rex In S1 E7: Battle Scars
2 years ago
I Think Soup Clone Might Be My [old] New Favorite Meme.

I think Soup Clone might be my [old] new favorite meme.

1 year ago

Qui-Gon's force ghost every time someone survives a lightsaber stab through the stomach

Qui-Gon's Force Ghost Every Time Someone Survives A Lightsaber Stab Through The Stomach
1 year ago

Tech being horrified by hunter and crosshairs temps is the most accurate thing I’ve ever read

TBB shower headcanons bc that's what my brain is on today

Crosshair has ice cold showers - and will flick/spray frigid water at people who come too close

Hunter has scalding hot showers, takes forever if he's not interrupted

Hunter & Crosshair can't shower after each other bc the temperature of the room irritates them

Echo can't have showers bc they hurt his skin so he uses a ladel and bucket with lukewarm water - sometimes he spends over an hour just meticulously cleaning his cybernetics bc they unnerve him and he's trying to get himself more used to them

Tech has showers at a scientifically perfect temperature, this took him ages to figure out and he's horrified by Hunter and Crosshair's unreasonable temps

Wrecker prefers baths but when he can't have them he has really quick and efficient showers bc he doesn't like them (or he joins echo with the bucket method, often washes Echo's back for him)

The whole batch have washed Hunter's hair at least once, usually when he's overstimulated and finds it hard to move. This often falls to Wrecker bc he's the most gentle and thorough with it - but he tends to use too much shampoo bc he squeezes the bottle too hard

Omega also prefers baths, first trying them after the batch leaves kamino. She bathes late in the day bc she's not on military time like the guys

1 year ago

Ezra Bridger was on Din Djarin levels of having no idea what was happening in the Star Wars universe

1 year ago

Crosshair Portraits

Crosshair Portraits

I have been wanting to make a post of Crosshair's facial expressions for a long time, and I will probably end up making several. But, I wanted to just take a moment to appreciate just how ✨ beautiful ✨ this man is, animated or not.

This post is dedicated to @drafthorsemath ❤️

(if anyone wants one of these as a profile pic send me a message and I'll format it for you! Please do not repost these edits without credit.)

Crosshair Portraits
Crosshair Portraits
Crosshair Portraits
Crosshair Portraits
Crosshair Portraits
Crosshair Portraits
Crosshair Portraits
Crosshair Portraits
Crosshair Portraits
Crosshair Portraits
Crosshair Portraits
Crosshair Portraits
Crosshair Portraits
Crosshair Portraits
2 years ago

rex doing his dramatic little identity reveal every time he meets someone. the way he flips the hood of his cloak back just screams "i used to work alongside a number of sassy jedi and boy did they loooove being all mysterious behind their droopy fucking robes"

he definitely picked that shit up from ahsoka who learned it from anakin who learned it from the one and only obi-wan kenobi. they're a lineage of drama queens.

1 year ago

Omega: I have a plan to escape but I’m not leaving without you!

Crosshair:

Omega: I Have A Plan To Escape But I’m Not Leaving Without You!
1 year ago

i can't stop thinking about Cross checking in on Omega and offering advice she already knows. Not only because it's so sweet, but ever since I saw it for the first time, I just felt like Crosshair was just repeating things his brothers used to tell him in their own cadet/early war days.

I can imagine Hunter asking Crosshair, the "youngest", "You good?" after a crash landing. I can hear Tech's voice asking him "Got your rifle?" in place of "Got your crossbow?", just to make sure. I just know Wrecker has asked "Sure you can carry those supplies?" to him, in case he doesn't want to ask for help but will take it up on offer.

I think he added the "Stay close, it's easy to get lost in this terrain" on his own accord. That's why he's much worse. He's all of them combined into one.

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