I Think Soup Clone Might Be My [old] New Favorite Meme.

On Umbara

Rex: I think we're missing something

Fives: Teamwork?

Jesse: Cohesion?

Kix, in full medic mode: HALF OF OUR FUCKING BATTALION?!

Hunter: I could strangle you

Crosshair: You're not tall enough

Hunter: You've sunken low enough for me to reach

So Tech survives (shut up, he survives I said) only now he doesn't have his goggles and Hoelock has no reason to give him new ones. Cue him and Crosshair escaping only our man is half blind and Crosshair has to drag him by the hand so he doesn't get lost (has already happened once), walk into the line of fire (has already happened more than once) or walk into something (don't even ask).

By the end Crosshair is this 🤏 close to locking him in a janitor's closet and coming back for him once he's shot down every stormtrooper in the base. The only reason he hasn't done it yet is because he needs him to hack doors.

One of my favorite moments in all of TBB remains that part of Cut and Run where Tech comes up with a wild idea and then just,

proceeds with it. No checking in before, no 'hey anyone need anything off the ship before I impound it'. Presumably because Echo is there with him, and it seems like Tech considers Echo to be the Reasonablish One (lol). Since Echo didn't attempt to stop him it must be fine!

Spoilers, it's not fine. Hunter's reaction says 'this is not the first time this has happened, will not be the last, he is going to age ten years from this incident alone'.

But Tech is like it's fine, Hunter! I thought it through, Echo was right here listening to me think it through and he had no objections, so this is a fool proof idea.

Also I love that he TOTALLY IGNORES Hunter's objection.

I like to think this scene has played itself out in at least ten variations over the course of their lives.

Also Cut watching all of this like 'hahaha never change y'all are so insane' and Wrecker like 'oh boy here we go again'.

obi-wan: cody, do you think i can be difficult to work with? cody: there is no other jedi i would rather serve under, sir. obi-wan: you're speaking to the negotiator, cody. i know how to spot when someone's dodging a question. cody: you're my superior officer, sir. obi-wan: alright then. everything you say in the next thirty seconds is free, starting now. cody, immediately: you're cocky, pushy, reckless, flirty at the most inappropriate times, value vanity more than wearing armor in a war zone, have daddy issues so massive everyone can see it from clicks away- obi-wan: but- cody: i have 22.5 seconds left, sir. i'm not done.

Rex: *standing in a gunship with the 501st* does it feel too quiet in here to anyone else?

501st:

Rex:

501st:

Rex:

Rex: WE FORGOT FIVES-

Back on the cruiser

Fives: where'd everybody go???

Anakin: Would you slap your best friend for a million credits? Rex: I would roundhouse kick you in the face for free. Anakin, tearing up: I'm your best friend.

imagine how irritating it must be to be bo-katan because Just Some Guy™ fought the guy u wanted to fight, got the dark saber that u wanted and Accidentally became the ruler of the planet u wanted to rule, and now his weird green baby comes to ask u to save his ass? u can’t even sulk in peace

Qui-Gon's force ghost every time someone survives a lightsaber stab through the stomach

Jedi!Reader: *giggling during a battle*

Hunter: what could possibly be funny right now?

Jedi!Reader: I’m pushing half of Cross’s targets in Wrecker’s line of fire.

Hunter: …why?

Jedi!Reader: Because I have a bet with Crosshair that if Wrecker beats his score, he can’t be a sarcastic for one whole rotation.

Hunter: …how can I help?