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here are my favorite moomin comic panels because why not

Snuffkin is legit my spirit animal, and the entire book series is goat

I want what they have

bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements

People hypothesize that Elon Musk's child's gender transition was the thing that pushed him off the edge and turned him into what we see now. I don't know if it's true, but if it is, it's so supremely ironic. They _told us_ that transgender ideology will bring the western civilization down, but we didn't listen!

Shows up at your house in a hazmat suit with a flamethrower

Doctor calls you with your bloodwork results and just says “I’m really mad at you” and then hangs up

Stupid prole, behavior only allowed if makes money for bourgeoisie

The leftover Dog Residue can be used to farm infinite gold

I just reduced a dog to its base components (dog powder, binding reagent) with alchemical techniques

The car culture takes them young

You don't have to like weed but I find people who are vehemently anti-weed but claim to be left leaning infuriating. If you go into a rage because you smelled someone smoking pot, how the fuck do you expect to form community with people addicted to meth? It's easier to say you hate smokers than to say you hate all drug users in leftist spaces because one makes you sound a bit like a square while the other is the writing on the wall. You aren't anti-weed, you're anti-drug user and anyone who uses substances is not safe around you.

Excuse me, are there people on this site who don't drink water?

shouldn't have wished to live in more interesting times

As Elon Musk struggles with the concept of round Earth, some people still consider him a tech/science genius

You have to excuse our Wild Magic Sorcerer. He is a bit of a weirdo, but we still love him

I had something like this

Therapist: "You should think about increasing your daily physical activity. Does that sound doable to you?"

Me: "Sure, easy. I've been thinking about increasing my daily physical activity my whole life"

Also when he's not hungry

Thats what he looks like when hes hungry

That was intentional, right?

when my mutuals call me by my name I start wagging my tail at 120mpreg

I had a pair of jeans that managed to pull that off. One pair, and when I lost it, I haven't found anything else like that

Hades: "You can take Eurydice out of the Underworld, but if you turn back to check on her, she'd be trapped here forever!"

Me as Orpheus: "Mmm... normally it's no issue, but today is a high anxiety day and I'm afraid I might snap and take a look. Can we do it tomorrow after I get a night of sleep?"

Learned a new Spanish word "dolor" meaning "pain". What kind of name is Dolores then?!

Capitalism ended up being everything they warned us communism would be