Excuse Me, Are There People On This Site Who Don't Drink Water?

Do vampires even get fatter from drinking blood? Do they have fat deposits?

Doodle of Astarion going from starved and newly freed to eating better and getting chubbier

Controversial, but i'm six-pack hater. Out of romanceable male companions only Wyll should be allowed to have defined abs. Thank you for coming to my ted talk

The leftover Dog Residue can be used to farm infinite gold

I just reduced a dog to its base components (dog powder, binding reagent) with alchemical techniques

I had a pair of jeans that managed to pull that off. One pair, and when I lost it, I haven't found anything else like that

I did in fact get some sexual encounters ruined by laughing

Hey, your arms are going to shake when you hold yourself above someone for a while during missionary. It won't ruin the moment.

Hey, your thighs and lower back are going to start aching eventually, and you'll need to change positions or slow down. It won't ruin the moment.

Hey, your tummy is going to make noises when you're anxious during your first few times with them. It won't ruin the moment.

Hey, you're going to burst out giggling sometimes. It won't ruin the moment.

Hey, you're going to dislike one, two, or a few things you thought you would've liked. It won't ruin the moment.

Hey, you're going to struggle to finish sometimes. Or keep it in. It won't ruin the moment.

Hey, you're going to stumble around sometimes. It won't ruin the moment.

Hey, you're going to need to take a few deep breaths sometimes. It won't ruin the moment.

Hey. You won't ruin the moment.

And if they say that you have, they don't deserve a moment with you.

♡♡♡

"This is a phone alarm. One of those is enough to wake a grown man"

"How many did you set?"

How do you manage time blindness?

Me whenever I have to go somewhere:

Those are my morning alarms. They allow me to get ready for work without losing track of time.

And somehow, I sometimes still manage to leave late.

My cooking gas ran out. It's the middle of the night, and I can't get another canister. I'm a tea addict. And I haven't taken out the trash for a few days, so I have a lot. The solution is obvious. I'm pretty sure this ends in -core, but I don't know what it starts with

But modern schooling is literally that

People talk about gifted 5th grade classes like it was a government supersoldier program