Hades: "You Can Take Eurydice Out Of The Underworld, But If You Turn Back To Check On Her, She'd Be Trapped

Any dolt with half a brain

Can see that humankind has gone insane

It's to the point where I don't know if I'll upset the status quo

By throwing poison in the watermain

...

songs where two people sing at the same time and their lyrics compliment each other but theyre also saying different things and it builds up together to form the entire song. if you even care.

Looks more like malicious compliance, leaving obvious traces of censorship, than a hack job

I had something like this

Therapist: "You should think about increasing your daily physical activity. Does that sound doable to you?"

Me: "Sure, easy. I've been thinking about increasing my daily physical activity my whole life"

New York City ballet production of Midsummer Nights Dream

Shows up at your house in a hazmat suit with a flamethrower

Doctor calls you with your bloodwork results and just says “I’m really mad at you” and then hangs up

This is called being a witch

"This is a phone alarm. One of those is enough to wake a grown man"

"How many did you set?"

How do you manage time blindness?

Me whenever I have to go somewhere:

Those are my morning alarms. They allow me to get ready for work without losing track of time.

And somehow, I sometimes still manage to leave late.

You tell your cowgirl gf you want to bring toys into the bedroom and she brings out a handsaw, a vaguely rake-like implement, and two semispheroidal objects with handles