Also When He's Not Hungry

"Men in dresses are seen as bad, but women in pants aren't!"

is not the statement that "men can't be feminine but women can be masculine in society" that you think it is.

Let me introduce: women with facial hair. Full beards. Mustaches. Bald women. Bodybuilder women. Women with visible body hair. These aren't "more acceptable" than men in dresses.

Pants don't have a gendered association anymore, while dresses do. There is something to be said for that, but it certainly ISN'T "masculine women are acceptable now."

Snuffkin is legit my spirit animal, and the entire book series is goat

I want what they have

Republicans: "We propose a Good Things Act, that adds a spoonful of liquid diarrhea into every pizza"

Democrats: "We oppose"

Republicans: "See? Democrats oppose good things!"

Do vampires even get fatter from drinking blood? Do they have fat deposits?

Doodle of Astarion going from starved and newly freed to eating better and getting chubbier

Controversial, but i'm six-pack hater. Out of romanceable male companions only Wyll should be allowed to have defined abs. Thank you for coming to my ted talk

But modern schooling is literally that

People talk about gifted 5th grade classes like it was a government supersoldier program

Any dolt with half a brain

Can see that humankind has gone insane

It's to the point where I don't know if I'll upset the status quo

By throwing poison in the watermain

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songs where two people sing at the same time and their lyrics compliment each other but theyre also saying different things and it builds up together to form the entire song. if you even care.

Stupid prole, behavior only allowed if makes money for bourgeoisie

I'm new here please somebody help me

How do tags even work. I see all kinds of random shit put into tags. What should I put into tags. I want in. Help me get in.

You have to excuse our Wild Magic Sorcerer. He is a bit of a weirdo, but we still love him