Quick reminder that it's always morally correct to punch nazis.
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the Grinch and Shrek bonding over their mutual appreciation for onions and being green
just realized smth n im sure someone else has probably said it before but
whenever there r those "caleb vs zayne" art pieces/media its always like, caleb throwing carrots at him but
calebs symbol is like... literally an apple... and zayne is a doctor
an apple a day...
I do love the phrase executive dysfunction bc the image it conjures is of a bunch of people wearing business suits around a long oval conference table arguing with each other to the point where they’re getting into physical fights, but in the background there’s just a big empty whiteboard with a To Do list with one item on it and that item is “take shower”
"getting laid" is very hot and sexy. "getting off"? great news as well. so you would think "getting laid off" would be wonderful news for your penis. but alas
I love talking with neurotypical people about my executive dysfunction because I'm like "yeah there's this invisible wall in my head that I'm incapable of getting past no matter what I do and it stops me from doing things" and they're like what the actual fuck
Meanwhile other neurodivergents are like
Me as the dm deciding which beloved npc to kill off for drama
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