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Who would win: Person who has auditory processing issues vs. somebody who doesn't know basic vocabulary and explains everything with twice as many words as necessary with 50% less precision.

watching movies with me is just everyone else in the room waiting for me to announce which 8 characters are autistic

*me @ the demon under my bed* scoot over i wanna cuddle 

MC: When I say bring me something back from the beach I meant like a conch shell!

Rafayel: *Struggling to hold a seagull* Fucking say that next time!

in the year 3620 BC your ancestor set alight a field belonging to my ancestor, destroying near half an acre of good barley and causing much misery in our house. delete thy blog wretched saboteur

Can we run away together

my wife and i like to torture each other when we lay down for bed at night by tickling or poking each other. as a deterrent we’ve created an entity called “The Bird” which will attack you as a way to show we’re no longer comfortable with whatevers happening. we’ll say “The Bird is coming” or “The Bird is going to get you” instead of “hey stop doing that” then we peck each other with our hands. here’s a visual to help

Hey do u know that one song that’s in every trailer that goes “FOR YOUUUU, FOR YOOUUU, OOO OOO OOOO O O OOO OO OO OOOOOO” ?????

Yeah that’s song is the embodiment mass extinction 

fucking insane to me that people can be mean to kids. this thing is four to five shoe boxes tall and youre shouting at it ?? ? what is your damage the mf just got here.

block printed patches ❤️‍🔥🕸️

etsy