The Grinch And Shrek Bonding Over Their Mutual Appreciation For Onions And Being Green

I like how differently we treat famous ppl on tumblr

Pukicho and Gaud are just Bastard Gods but also Idiots /pos

Pm Seymour and (bad jokes by) Jeff are Just Guys

And snom is just!! Protecc the he

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i actually get so much satisfaction out of mending and repairing my stuff. like yeah it's a chore but also it's almost a religious ritual: bending my head gritting my teeth squinting my eyes at the thing i'm fixing all the while chanting fuck you capitalism fuck you consumerism fuck you i ain't buying jack shit

Hey! Just wanted to say that I appreciate your blog posts and that they never fail to bring a smile to my face. Hope you're having a great day!

I live in dark street ditches and I bite at pedestrians ankles

Shout out to the little girl at my store today who had a shirt that said "skeleton mouse" and she was carrying around a plushie of a rat, had hair clips in her hair that had rats on them, and a necklace with a rodent skull on it.

As I was checking her mother out at the register she pulled out a handful of rubber rats from her pocket and put them on my counter, to which her mother sighed and said "no sweetie, he doesn't need rats" to which I just looked at her like this

we need to step away from viewing marriage as inherently romantic, or the primary goal of romance. marriage is a legal contract we use to create important ties--financial, medical, next-of-kin, mediating shared property and parental rights. the details vary a lot based on where you are and what paperwork you sign. which is not very romantic! but it does have many real-world effects on our ability to share our lives with our partners.

first and foremost, marriage is a legal right we use to build and protect our families, whatever that family may look like

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