Jimin: OK guys, how do I ask someone out?
Seokjin: Roses are red, violets are blue, guess what, my bed has room for two
Jimin: OH MY GOD NO
Hoseok: Twinkle twinkle little star, we can do it in a car
Jimin: STOP IT
Taehyung: Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream, merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, I can make you scream
Yoongi: I feel like that’s verging dangerously close into serial killer territory
I once heard a quote by a dude named Alan Watts that went “A person who thinks all the time has nothing to think about except thoughts. So, he loses touch with reality, and lives in a world of illusions” and now when I get trapped in an anxiety spiral that likes to pop in too
*friends car is locked*
Friend: stop pulling the handle
Me:
right now, somewhere in the world, there is a beautiful person scrolling tumblr.
tragically though, this beautiful person has a headache. their head hurts.
this is very unfair to them. they are very pretty, but for no reason their head is hurting.
if you know of anybody scrolling tumblr right now, who might have a bit of a headache, please ask them to take an ibuprofen, drink some water, do whatever might make them feel better.
it is tragic that such a beautiful person has a headache. the world is a vampire. I can only hope that this message may reach them
i reblogged so many supernatural memes the last few weeks and it still took a conversation with my MOM of all things to remind me i once got misha collins to answer the Cremation Question apparently
i hate this place i want to go to build a bear
your outie has the serial killer genes. your outie dropped out in the fourth grade to run drugs to support their nanna. your outie fought a friggin bear. your outie is weird, they're a weirdo. please try to enjoy each fact equally. your outie always has a stupid hat on.
oh shit! I am sad for no reason!!!!!!
just found this in my drafts what do we think was i on to something here