Your Outie Has The Serial Killer Genes. Your Outie Dropped Out In The Fourth Grade To Run Drugs To Support

your outie has the serial killer genes. your outie dropped out in the fourth grade to run drugs to support their nanna. your outie fought a friggin bear. your outie is weird, they're a weirdo. please try to enjoy each fact equally. your outie always has a stupid hat on.

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4 years ago
I'M LOSING MY SHIT AT THESE REPLIES HOLY FUCK
I'M LOSING MY SHIT AT THESE REPLIES HOLY FUCK
I'M LOSING MY SHIT AT THESE REPLIES HOLY FUCK
I'M LOSING MY SHIT AT THESE REPLIES HOLY FUCK
I'M LOSING MY SHIT AT THESE REPLIES HOLY FUCK
I'M LOSING MY SHIT AT THESE REPLIES HOLY FUCK
I'M LOSING MY SHIT AT THESE REPLIES HOLY FUCK

I'M LOSING MY SHIT AT THESE REPLIES HOLY FUCK

2 years ago
MILD SPOILERS For The Very Beginning Of Tears Of The Kingdom. I’ve Been Cracking Myself Up Over How
MILD SPOILERS For The Very Beginning Of Tears Of The Kingdom. I’ve Been Cracking Myself Up Over How
MILD SPOILERS For The Very Beginning Of Tears Of The Kingdom. I’ve Been Cracking Myself Up Over How
MILD SPOILERS For The Very Beginning Of Tears Of The Kingdom. I’ve Been Cracking Myself Up Over How
MILD SPOILERS For The Very Beginning Of Tears Of The Kingdom. I’ve Been Cracking Myself Up Over How

MILD SPOILERS for the very beginning of Tears of the Kingdom. I’ve been cracking myself up over how Rauru reattached Link’s arm

4 years ago

guess what i found in my inbox this morning!

3 months ago

Hi hi I have been lurking on this app for years and I’m finally saying fuck it and posting some of my writing soon, maybe, possibly :) I’ve been sharing with a close friend for awhile and now im gonna hand it to strangers on tumblr yay


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5 years ago

Jimin: OK guys, how do I ask someone out?

Seokjin: Roses are red, violets are blue, guess what, my bed has room for two

Jimin: OH MY GOD NO

Hoseok: Twinkle twinkle little star, we can do it in a car

Jimin: STOP IT

Taehyung: Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream, merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, I can make you scream

Yoongi: I feel like that’s verging dangerously close into serial killer territory

2 years ago

How it Started...

How It Started...
How It Started...

...And How it Ended

3 months ago

we need to step away from viewing marriage as inherently romantic, or the primary goal of romance. marriage is a legal contract we use to create important ties--financial, medical, next-of-kin, mediating shared property and parental rights. the details vary a lot based on where you are and what paperwork you sign. which is not very romantic! but it does have many real-world effects on our ability to share our lives with our partners.

first and foremost, marriage is a legal right we use to build and protect our families, whatever that family may look like

4 years ago

My players: Thank you so much for DMing! This campaign seems super cool so far :)

Me, hiding the fact that I started this adventure solely to make the final boss an evil fae chef named Guy Fairy who runs a cooking empire called Flavortowne: ya no problem

3 months ago
Just An FYI For Trans People In The US Right Now

just an FYI for trans people in the US right now

[id: reddit post by user spaghettishoestrings titled "(UPDATE) Just lost my healthcare !" with the flair "Celebratory."

Post reads:

Original post is viewable through my profile. Apologies, since I’m on mobile, I couldn’t hyperlink. The TLDR: my doctor called me on Monday and informed me that their practice would no longer be providing treatment for gender affirming care as a result of a recent presidential Executive Order, even though the EO was for people under 19. Even though I’m 25.

Also, because it was asked a few times, this happened in Michigan, and I’ve been on HRT for 5+ years. It’s a practice that includes like 15+ physicians, and I think that the decision was made over my PCP’s head, given that she once told me that she literally moved states to be able to provide gender affirming care here.

First off, genuinely, thank you so much for all the replies and messages. I genuinely felt frozen after that phone call and didn’t know where to start, and you all really helped me get my feet off the ground.

A couple people mentioned contacting the ACLU, which, truthfully, I thought, “there’s no way that the ACLU will get back to me” but I sent a message anyway. They actually called me a few hours after my post and we talked about the Executive Orders and my rights. They offered to fax my provider a letter reminding them of my rights and some other legal terms. It’s crazy how a post on reddit resulted in my name being on the official ACLU letterhead.

Anyway, today my doctor’s physician assistant called me and shared that their practice is reversing their decision and they will continue to provide gender affirming care. I’m still keeping a bunch of the resources that y’all shared saved, including Planned Parenthood, Plume, and looking into a private endocrinologist.

This whole experience just reminded me how great this community is. I appreciate y’all <3"

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Just An FYI For Trans People In The US Right Now

[id: reddit user copurrs commented:]

You should contact Chase Strangio from the ACLU, I believe he is looking for reports of folks being denied their GAC due to these EOs. He's @chasestrangio on IG and Threads.

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1 month ago

so my sister's dog is very very wary around new people, barking and circling and hiding behind furniture, and i haven't seen this dog in 3 years since before i transitioned. i.e. i went from futch aunt to bald james flint, so i'm like, ah shit, i'll have to introduce myself to this dog all over again.

so im sitting on the ground very non-threateningly as The Creature is circling with her tail between her legs. and then i remember something the adoption agency told me when i first adopted my blind dog, Loki. they said "talk to him ALL THE TIME!! dogs learn who people are by the way their breath smells! nobody knows that."

so i think. Oh, excellent. and I grab The Creature by the face, pull her toward me, and blow air straight into her nose.

AND IT FUCKING WORKED.

her mouth opened into this big old smile and she immediately started wagging her tail like "oh, it's you! Hi! sorry. something changed, but idk it doesn't matter anymore" and she was an unstoppable cuddle bug aftter that.

anyway psa if you've transitioned and are visiting a dog who you once knew, breathe on their face.

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