I'm Just As Surprised.

"F-fuck... offfff."

*Brain has been depleted of energy, please recharge.*

(Feel so goofy posting this shit, can't lie 😂😂)

JINX I uhh..... I may or may not have gotten a glowing blue ball thingy and ate it thinking it was candy.....

what is with everybody eating stuff they shouldn’t? i mean, i thought i was unhinged…

i know that heebie-jeebie gemstone looks like a cupcake decoration… buuuut i’m pretty sure it’s not supposed to be eaten… i think?

i’m just surprised it didn’t break your teeth

I would love too, but we all know how things end with you. =)

I KNOW. I KNOW IT'S FOR SHOOTING. but girl. queer spotted omg

"Kira-" *Sighs deeply.* "Fancy woman who won't stop visiting." *A small bag hits Ronnie in the middle of her chest asI walk off really wobbly, muttering about nonsensical hotdogs.*

JINX I uhh..... I may or may not have gotten a glowing blue ball thingy and ate it thinking it was candy.....

what is with everybody eating stuff they shouldn’t? i mean, i thought i was unhinged…

i know that heebie-jeebie gemstone looks like a cupcake decoration… buuuut i’m pretty sure it’s not supposed to be eaten… i think?

i’m just surprised it didn’t break your teeth

Then what the fuck is going on?

Maybe I was high or something.

OOOOOOOO EKKO HAS A GIRLLLLLLLLFRIENDDDDDDD

What? When did this ever happen, @vile-villainess

Are you hearing yourself? Only 45? In Zaum we take a bucket of cold water, splash it over us and call it a day.

@vile-villainess

Did you really? @piltovers-sweetest-cupcake how long of showers do you Pilties take?

@vile-villainess

I don't think she knew, don't blame it on her.

Can you tell me why his goof ass did that face??

he hates the enforcer’s lol he told me why he did this

*Is currently holding a 10L jerry-can full of gasoline.*

It's a witch AND a ginger ⬆️

WE SHOULD BURN HER! 😡 🔥😈

@zauns-fav-firelight @timetravelsuckz @piltovers-sweetest-cupcake @bruisedandbeloved

So I can take her to therapy.

𝐈 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐭𝐨𝐥𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐚 𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐰𝐡𝐨𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐬 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐫𝐨𝐥𝐞 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲, (𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐢𝐬) 𝐝𝐨𝐰𝐧.

o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o

Jinx - @vile-villainess

(The girl I can't ask out without her trying to blow herself up.)

Vi (Violet) - @bruisedandbeloved

(The older sister that I can now actually talk back to.)

Caitlym - @piltovers-sweetest-cupcake

(Ex-dictator that i'm 90% sure has some form of autism)

Sevika - @onlyvika

(The only older woman I will actually throw hands with.)

Isha - @jinxbutsmol

(A somewhat tolerable ankle biter.)

o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o

(Non-Cannon. Characters)

Seraphine - @minisevika

(Sevika's little brat.)

Winter - @black-pearl-the-femme-fatale

(The one sister that reminds Benzo of her mother.)

Noelle - @dreamynoelle

(Sevika's scary wife.)

o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o

Officially dead

-⧖

"I am not!" *Almost falls flat on face.*

JINX I uhh..... I may or may not have gotten a glowing blue ball thingy and ate it thinking it was candy.....

what is with everybody eating stuff they shouldn’t? i mean, i thought i was unhinged…

i know that heebie-jeebie gemstone looks like a cupcake decoration… buuuut i’m pretty sure it’s not supposed to be eaten… i think?

i’m just surprised it didn’t break your teeth