Are You Hearing Yourself? Only 45? In Zaum We Take A Bucket Of Cold Water, Splash It Over Us And Call

@onlyvika You say you can cook? Try out bread birds before you come tweeting.

© plutoxoxi via x/twitter

*The indignant grumble of a short man child.*

@bruisedandbeloved help. @vile-villainess and @jinxbutsmol have vandalized my face.

@piltovers-sweetest-cupcake

Do you see why your taste in women needs help? Unless you actually enjoy having to taste alcohol when you kiss her 💀

@vile-villainess I'm putting @bruisedandbeloved in a rehab program, I found her having a staring contest with a cat last night. . .

Hi, I hope you're doing well.

I'm writing to you with a heavy heart and an urgent request for help. My family is in a very dangerous situation due to the ongoing war, and I've launched a GoFundMe campaign to save them.

Could you please share my campaign post from my profile? Each share could be a lifeline for my family. 🙏 Feel free to share it in any other social media platform if you would like.

From the bottom of my heart I want to thank you in advance for all of your support and kindness.

OOC!!!

If you have the money please help.

I swear to Janna, touch my closet and you loose your hair. I don't care what Jinx says, and I will be a partypooper.

I KNOW. I KNOW IT'S FOR SHOOTING. but girl. queer spotted omg

I sat around a shop that was growing dust all day, I didn't do half the shit you or Vi did.

yo you want some.mimts i found at sevikas? *They might not not be mints*

”hm… mints! No thank u weird looking person !”

I still was, I just didn't have my hoverboard.

ARCANE LEAGUE OF LEGENDS: 1x01 - "Welcome to the Playground" ↳ "Uh, this weirdo came into the shop. Bought a whole bunch of stuff Benzo only keeps there for display. He paid in gold and didn't even haggle. I charged him double price. Sucker."

You know he's too much of a toddler not too. Even with his whole. . . Thing... whatever it is.

they hate me for my girlish whimsy and also the killing

No.

𝐈 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐭𝐨𝐥𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐚 𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐰𝐡𝐨𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐬 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐫𝐨𝐥𝐞 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲, (𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐢𝐬) 𝐝𝐨𝐰𝐧.

o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o

Jinx - @vile-villainess

(The girl I can't ask out without her trying to blow herself up.)

Vi (Violet) - @bruisedandbeloved

(The older sister that I can now actually talk back to.)

Caitlym - @piltovers-sweetest-cupcake

(Ex-dictator that i'm 90% sure has some form of autism)

Sevika - @onlyvika

(The only older woman I will actually throw hands with.)

Isha - @jinxbutsmol

(A somewhat tolerable ankle biter.)

o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o

(Non-Cannon. Characters)

Seraphine - @minisevika

(Sevika's little brat.)

Winter - @black-pearl-the-femme-fatale

(The one sister that reminds Benzo of her mother.)

Noelle - @dreamynoelle

(Sevika's scary wife.)

o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o

Officially dead

-⧖

"I am not!" *Almost falls flat on face.*

JINX I uhh..... I may or may not have gotten a glowing blue ball thingy and ate it thinking it was candy.....

what is with everybody eating stuff they shouldn’t? i mean, i thought i was unhinged…

i know that heebie-jeebie gemstone looks like a cupcake decoration… buuuut i’m pretty sure it’s not supposed to be eaten… i think?

i’m just surprised it didn’t break your teeth