"I Am Not!" *Almost Falls Flat On Face.*

I'm anything but crazy. I swear to Janna, you say i'm crazy but run off to god knows where with that autistic ex-dictator of yours.

𝐈 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐭𝐨𝐥𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐚 𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐰𝐡𝐨𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐬 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐫𝐨𝐥𝐞 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲, (𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐢𝐬) 𝐝𝐨𝐰𝐧.

o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o

Jinx - @vile-villainess

(The girl I can't ask out without her trying to blow herself up.)

Vi (Violet) - @bruisedandbeloved

(The older sister that I can now actually talk back to.)

Caitlym - @piltovers-sweetest-cupcake

(Ex-dictator that i'm 90% sure has some form of autism)

Viktor - @askviktor

(Iron man V.2)

Sevika - @onlyvika

(The only older woman I will actually throw hands with.)

Isha - @jinxbutsmol

(A somewhat tolerable ankle biter.)

o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o

(Non-Cannon. Characters)

Seraphine - @minisevika

(Sevika's little brat.)

Winter - @black-pearl-the-femme-fatale

(The one sister that reminds Benzo of her mother.)

Noelle - @dreamynoelle

(Sevika's scary wife.)

o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o

Officially dead

-⧖

I'm not? Why would I want to have sibling drama and unresolved parental issues.

dear vi,

no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while i gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cow girl, doggy, backwards, forwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, pussy throbbing, fist clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling. teeth jitterbug, mind boggling, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy, moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious, gushy, creamy, beastly, lip biting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, can’t walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail scratching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, splendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tangos, she could put a nuclear bomb inside me and id still ride

no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while i gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cow girl, doggy, backwards, forwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, pussy throbbing, fist clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling. teeth jitterbug, mind boggling, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy, moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious, gushy, creamy, beastly, lip bitting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, can’t walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail scratching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, splendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tangos, she could put a nuclear bomb inside me and i’d still ride

*inhales*

no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while i gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cow girl, doggy, backwards, forwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, pussy throbbing, fist clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling. teeth jitterbug, mind boggling, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy, moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious, gushy, creamy, beastly, lip bitting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, can’t walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail scratching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, splendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tangos, she could put a nuclear bomb inside me and i'd still ride.

No, but as head of the faction I have the authority to make you one.

@piltovers-sweetest-cupcake introduced me to something called 'caramel'.

(After taking a bite): I think my brain just fucking exploded.

Then get her into therapy, she has a hard time saying no to you. We both know she needs professional help...

23 hours sober and I think I realised why the prison guards thought I was a drug addiction because I kept screaming "POWDER. I NEED POWDER!" . Damn, the things sobriety can do am I right?

@vile-villainess @piltover-bulwark @piltovers-sweetest-cupcake

I'll pass, I can take no well, unlike you.

dear vi,

no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while i gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cow girl, doggy, backwards, forwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, pussy throbbing, fist clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling. teeth jitterbug, mind boggling, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy, moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious, gushy, creamy, beastly, lip biting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, can’t walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail scratching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, splendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tangos, she could put a nuclear bomb inside me and id still ride

no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while i gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cow girl, doggy, backwards, forwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, pussy throbbing, fist clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling. teeth jitterbug, mind boggling, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy, moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious, gushy, creamy, beastly, lip bitting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, can’t walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail scratching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, splendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tangos, she could put a nuclear bomb inside me and i’d still ride

*inhales*

no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while i gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cow girl, doggy, backwards, forwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, pussy throbbing, fist clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling. teeth jitterbug, mind boggling, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy, moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious, gushy, creamy, beastly, lip bitting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, can’t walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail scratching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, splendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tangos, she could put a nuclear bomb inside me and i'd still ride.

As if I would, I would eat my own feet off before seeing any person from Zaun willingly join Piltover. Besides Winter.

JINX!!! I GIT A LOLLIPOP!! I was eating it and it had a razor blade in it 😔😔😔 I'm really sad and my mouth hurts cuz I just ate it

uhh, you ate a razor blade? how did it even get in there?

listen, i’m not really the fix-it type when it comes to… people. i’m better at breaking ‘em. you should probably tell ekko. or maybe a piltie. you probably need a doctor or something. where are you?

*I nod solemnly as if that makes perfect sense to the world.*

"They tried to elect CherryBottom as mayor." My voice seems a little sad, as if staving off tears like a child.

EKK GAVE ME WEED 😜😜😜😜😜yippee....

@timetravelsuckz .. you wanna explain or are you high as a kite too? I can't believe I'm trying to play grown up.. what kind of bullshit is this..

I had urgent business came up, left her with Scar.

I have no idea how Ronnie found her but I was only gone for fifteen minutes at most, ask your little murder gremlin.

yo you want some.mimts i found at sevikas? *They might not not be mints*

”hm… mints! No thank u weird looking person !”

"Have you ever considered that maybe it was to protect you? They knew what they were getting into taking in a kid." I gave her shoulder a soft squeze of reassurance.

"Maybe it's time to accept things happen, not particularly because of yout but because of condotions. Despite the fact that you're a highly wanted criminal and the little nusance blows glitter bombs in my face daily I still care what happens to you two. We both know we'd do amything to protect the memace you dragged into the world. That should be enough, right?"

“We need to talk.” Jinx is sitting on his desk as he enters his room in the Firelight base. She’s got one arm around her shins while she inspects a broken piece of a small engine. She looks up. “Relax, jumpy.”

@vile-villainess

I mumbled something incoherent as I rubbed at my temples. Letting out a loud sigh I shut the door behind me, flopping down into the black leather chair that Jinx and Isha always seemed hellbent on decorating.

"This is either going to go impossibly good or horrendously bad."

I have absolutely zero idea.

This is why I wish I could self destruct.

@onlyvika @piltovers-sweetest-cupcake @bruisedandbeloved @jinxbutsmol @vile-villainess @rio-specimen @ranofzaun @einthezaunite @minisevika @black-pearl-the-femme-fatale