*Is Currently Holding A 10L Jerry-can Full Of Gasoline.*

I cracked a smile, trying to hold in a laugh. "You know Vander and Benzo always used to joke about how one day you'd be a mother?"

"Never thought it would ever actually happen." I moved my hand from her shoulder to my face, scratching the tip of my nose for a brief second.

"I think you should ask if you're ready Jinx. You're the one in charge, you know Isha best. Don't think about the could-be, and being honest? She's hell-on-wheels compared to us."

“We need to talk.” Jinx is sitting on his desk as he enters his room in the Firelight base. She’s got one arm around her shins while she inspects a broken piece of a small engine. She looks up. “Relax, jumpy.”

@vile-villainess

I mumbled something incoherent as I rubbed at my temples. Letting out a loud sigh I shut the door behind me, flopping down into the black leather chair that Jinx and Isha always seemed hellbent on decorating.

"This is either going to go impossibly good or horrendously bad."

Thank you for actually helping me.

You didn't tell me how much of the Indica that you wanted.

So I simply bought you a pound, is this enough?

HOLY FUCKING SHIT.

*Deep inhail.*

Yeah, I think that'll be enough for a few damn weeks.

*The indignant grumble of a short man child.*

@bruisedandbeloved help. @vile-villainess and @jinxbutsmol have vandalized my face.

"F-fuck... offfff."

*Brain has been depleted of energy, please recharge.*

(Feel so goofy posting this shit, can't lie 😂😂)

JINX I uhh..... I may or may not have gotten a glowing blue ball thingy and ate it thinking it was candy.....

what is with everybody eating stuff they shouldn’t? i mean, i thought i was unhinged…

i know that heebie-jeebie gemstone looks like a cupcake decoration… buuuut i’m pretty sure it’s not supposed to be eaten… i think?

i’m just surprised it didn’t break your teeth

Usually I would say no, but if you agree to glow in the dark paint I wouldn't mind helping.

@vile-villainess

Did you really? @piltovers-sweetest-cupcake how long of showers do you Pilties take?

OOC! (Out of Character Post yall)

I just watched the marvels movie. God fucking damn is Carol fine as fuck. I'm gonna crash out, hot blonde women. 😭😭

The look on my face says everything.

@bruisedandbeloved help. @vile-villainess and @jinxbutsmol have vandalized my face.

I'll pass, I don't want to have to find out how good I am at hide and seek.

You should try using oil paints in your glitter bombs. They have nasty fumes n’ shit. Some are even straight up toxic. Could be fun?

ooh, i like this idea. hey, isha, got a victim in mind?

@jinxbutsmol

You haven't seen her mad...

𝐈 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐭𝐨𝐥𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐚 𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐰𝐡𝐨𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐬 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐫𝐨𝐥𝐞 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲, (𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐢𝐬) 𝐝𝐨𝐰𝐧.

o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o

Jinx - @vile-villainess

(The girl I can't ask out without her trying to blow herself up.)

Vi (Violet) - @bruisedandbeloved

(The older sister that I can now actually talk back to.)

Caitlym - @piltovers-sweetest-cupcake

(Ex-dictator that i'm 90% sure is autistic.)

Sevika - @onlyvika

(The only older woman I will actually throw hands with.)

Isha - @jinxbutsmol

(A somewhat tolerable ankle biter.)

o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o

(Non-Cannon. Characters)

Seraphine - @minisevika

(Sevika's little brat.)

Winter - @black-pearl-the-femme-fatale

(The one sister that reminds Benzo of her mother.)

Noelle - @dreamynoelle

(Sevika's scary wife.)

"Pushing your luck. Maybe blue and green."

It's a witch AND a ginger ⬆️

WE SHOULD BURN HER! 😡 🔥😈

@zauns-fav-firelight @timetravelsuckz @piltovers-sweetest-cupcake @bruisedandbeloved