I'll Pass, I Can Take No Well, Unlike You.

@vile-villainess @piltovers-sweetest-cupcake @bruisedandbeloved @askviktor @themedarda @jaycehousetalis

Arcane incorrect texts pt.4 mfs

*Is currently holding a 10L jerry-can full of gasoline.*

It's a witch AND a ginger ⬆️

WE SHOULD BURN HER! 😡 🔥😈

@zauns-fav-firelight @timetravelsuckz @piltovers-sweetest-cupcake @bruisedandbeloved

"F-fuck... offfff."

*Brain has been depleted of energy, please recharge.*

(Feel so goofy posting this shit, can't lie 😂😂)

JINX I uhh..... I may or may not have gotten a glowing blue ball thingy and ate it thinking it was candy.....

what is with everybody eating stuff they shouldn’t? i mean, i thought i was unhinged…

i know that heebie-jeebie gemstone looks like a cupcake decoration… buuuut i’m pretty sure it’s not supposed to be eaten… i think?

i’m just surprised it didn’t break your teeth

Like fucking hell you do.

dear vi,

no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while i gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cow girl, doggy, backwards, forwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, pussy throbbing, fist clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling. teeth jitterbug, mind boggling, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy, moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious, gushy, creamy, beastly, lip biting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, can’t walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail scratching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, splendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tangos, she could put a nuclear bomb inside me and id still ride

no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while i gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cow girl, doggy, backwards, forwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, pussy throbbing, fist clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling. teeth jitterbug, mind boggling, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy, moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious, gushy, creamy, beastly, lip bitting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, can’t walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail scratching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, splendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tangos, she could put a nuclear bomb inside me and i’d still ride

*inhales*

no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while i gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cow girl, doggy, backwards, forwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, pussy throbbing, fist clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling. teeth jitterbug, mind boggling, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy, moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious, gushy, creamy, beastly, lip bitting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, can’t walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail scratching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, splendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tangos, she could put a nuclear bomb inside me and i'd still ride.

So @onlyvika keeps complaining that im smoking all of her Marijuana, but won't tell me where to buy her more.

Will you help me?

I know a few places, but I want a bit for myself. Take it or leave it.

I wouldn't exactly say that.

my mama said your emo auntie vi ..

well shes a liar then.

Are you hearing yourself? Only 45? In Zaum we take a bucket of cold water, splash it over us and call it a day.

@vile-villainess

Did you really? @piltovers-sweetest-cupcake how long of showers do you Pilties take?

It almost did, I only know of at least once. Without getting into the whole time travel debacle.

they hate me for my girlish whimsy and also the killing

*I nod solemnly as if that makes perfect sense to the world.*

"They tried to elect CherryBottom as mayor." My voice seems a little sad, as if staving off tears like a child.

EKK GAVE ME WEED 😜😜😜😜😜yippee....

@timetravelsuckz .. you wanna explain or are you high as a kite too? I can't believe I'm trying to play grown up.. what kind of bullshit is this..

I have more than enough resources to light a pyre.

It's a witch AND a ginger ⬆️

WE SHOULD BURN HER! 😡 🔥😈

@zauns-fav-firelight @timetravelsuckz @piltovers-sweetest-cupcake @bruisedandbeloved