So @onlyvika Keeps Complaining That Im Smoking All Of Her Marijuana, But Won't Tell Me Where To Buy Her

i found these weird mints in the floor by sevikas when I was stealing her arm and now the lights are like spinning it's wildddd you gotta try these mints

Those aren't mints...

You ate shroom tablets. Drink water and go to sleep.

She certainly is.

And apparently I'm supposed to be the mess of a person

@bruisedandbeloved

@minisevika @zaunslefthandwoman @onlyvika @vile-villainess @timetravelsuckz @piltovers-sweetest-cupcake @crazyareskid @cami-the-cutesy @zauns-fav-firelight

"Have you ever considered that maybe it was to protect you? They knew what they were getting into taking in a kid." I gave her shoulder a soft squeze of reassurance.

"Maybe it's time to accept things happen, not particularly because of yout but because of condotions. Despite the fact that you're a highly wanted criminal and the little nusance blows glitter bombs in my face daily I still care what happens to you two. We both know we'd do amything to protect the memace you dragged into the world. That should be enough, right?"

“We need to talk.” Jinx is sitting on his desk as he enters his room in the Firelight base. She’s got one arm around her shins while she inspects a broken piece of a small engine. She looks up. “Relax, jumpy.”

@vile-villainess

I mumbled something incoherent as I rubbed at my temples. Letting out a loud sigh I shut the door behind me, flopping down into the black leather chair that Jinx and Isha always seemed hellbent on decorating.

"This is either going to go impossibly good or horrendously bad."

whos jayce ?? (>囗＜?)

Some rich inventor guy in Piltover. Just look for the house with a big hammer.

Sounds like I'm going to steal and sell all your fancy shower heads.

@vile-villainess

Did you really? @piltovers-sweetest-cupcake how long of showers do you Pilties take?

*Silent crying in the corner.*

@bruisedandbeloved help. @vile-villainess and @jinxbutsmol have vandalized my face.

No fucking wonder. Janna above, Ronnie, you need help.

And yes you were hallucinating.

ekko my speaker on my hoverboard broke and I can no longer listen to lady gaga :( this is tragic

What..?

They were never meant to play music. . . Let alone Lady Gaga.

Can't make me.

𝐈 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐭𝐨𝐥𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐚 𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐰𝐡𝐨𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐬 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐫𝐨𝐥𝐞 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲, (𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐢𝐬) 𝐝𝐨𝐰𝐧.

o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o

Jinx - @vile-villainess

(The girl I can't ask out without her trying to blow herself up.)

Vi (Violet) - @bruisedandbeloved

(The older sister that I can now actually talk back to.)

Caitlym - @piltovers-sweetest-cupcake

(Ex-dictator that i'm 90% sure has some form of autism)

Sevika - @onlyvika

(The only older woman I will actually throw hands with.)

Isha - @jinxbutsmol

(A somewhat tolerable ankle biter.)

o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o

(Non-Cannon. Characters)

Seraphine - @minisevika

(Sevika's little brat.)

Winter - @black-pearl-the-femme-fatale

(The one sister that reminds Benzo of her mother.)

Noelle - @dreamynoelle

(Sevika's scary wife.)

o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o

Officially dead

-⧖

I found her like that last Thursday, Caitlyn claims to know nothing of it.

And apparently I'm supposed to be the mess of a person

@bruisedandbeloved

@minisevika @zaunslefthandwoman @onlyvika @vile-villainess @timetravelsuckz @piltovers-sweetest-cupcake @crazyareskid @cami-the-cutesy @zauns-fav-firelight

Agreed, I don't at all approve of female Hitler.

Let's normalize using glitter and paint bombs instead of actual ones

They're pretty, colorful and give people hell without physically hurting them

And cleaning it up is the person who receives them(probably a a Piltie)'s problem :)

@vile-villainess @bruisedandbeloved @timetravelsuckz @cami-the-cutesy @jinxbutsmol

@minisevika @zauns-fav-firelight