umm i need reassurance that my presence is wanted but i can’t ask for reassurance because that’s really Embarrassing and it wouldn’t feel genuine if i asked for it
I made you some meme offerings to bid you fair travels and show my appreciation for your mmmmmm delicious art and writing ❤
(brain text says: i wonder if the new osas chapter is up yet it's friday it should be up soon i should probably check again even though i checked like 5 mins ago it's definitely up by now i need to stop everything im doing and check for the update that's definitely there i mean it's happening sometime today which is basically now)
I LOVE OSAS MEMES....!!!! THANK YOU SO MUCH 😭
WEIRDOS!!
Anyone else find it ironic that Charlie used two foot metaphors in a song directed at the only character at the hotel who doesn't have legs?
Harry: Hermione? Hermione: Yes? Harry: Do you know how to use a gun? Hermione: Yes, but why are you asking? Harry: I wanna teach the DA how to use a gun...I think guns would be better than a wand in a fight, with them you don't have to waste time to cast a spell...And it'll be pretty ironic, a group of wix that hate muggles being killed/incapacitated by a muggle weapon Hermione: Hermione: That's...Actually that's a pretty good idea. Let's do it!
*Harry, Hermione & Ron on their podcast* Harry: Welcome back to the Golden Trio Podcast, today we're gonna talk about what the fuck we were doing in our 7th year instead of going to Hogwarts. Ron: You guys will wanna hear that! It includes robbing Gringotts! Hermione: But please don't try it at home, kids! Harry: Says the one that suggested to use a dragon to escape. Ron: He's got a point, 'Mione. Hermione: Anyways...
why can't gay people flirt normally
like "ur cute," "no ur cute," isn't that hard
it doesn't have to be:
"finally the flesh reflects the madness within,"
"well, you'd know all about the madness within wouldn't you remus?"
GHOST X EXORCIST RADIOAPPLE AU!
First year:
James, casually: So my uncle has a husband.
Sirius, shocked: You can do that?
James: Yeah, I reckon so.
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Second year:
Sirius: So I have a gay uncle too.
James, not really bothered: Weird, mate. Guess a lot of people are gay.
Sirius, a bit contemplative: Hahaha. Weird.
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Third year:
Sirius, nervously: Do you ever want to kiss people?
James: Girls, right? You mean girls?
Sirius, even more nervously: Erm, yeah. Girls.
James: Yeah, I like Evans. She’s like…bossy-hot.
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Fourth year:
Remus: So…I'm gay.
Sirius, having a gay crisis: Ohhhh! Erm, we support you!
James, also panicking, thinking of gay Regulus: Yes. We're allies!
Sirius, still internally panicking: Such allies.
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Fifth year:
Sirius, freaking out again: So, you know how we're like…allies?
James, paranoid, worried Sirius saw him staring at Reggie: Yeah?
Sirius: Allies can have like…gay dreams, right? And still be straight?
James, relieved: Oh. Oh, yeah! Absolutely. I do, too! And I'm a thousand percent straight.
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Sixth year:
Sirius, really having a crisis after Remus returned to school six inches taller: It's totally normal as a straight person to have a crush on another bloke, right?
James, still fully in denial even though he's been stalking Reg on the Map: Erm, yeah. Definitely. We're both straight.
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Seventh year:
Sirius, having just kissed Remus: So actually Im definitely gay and I'm dating Moony and that crush and those dreams were all very gay.
James: Well FUCK what am I, then?