Anyone Else Find It Ironic That Charlie Used Two Foot Metaphors In A Song Directed At The Only Character

Cassandra: ...

Varian:...

Cassandra: I'm bored

Varian: Me too

Cassandra: Do we want to scare the people of Corona by pretending we're evil again and want to destroy the kingdom?

Varian: How did you know I just thought of that?

Cassandra: that's telepathy

*1 hour later*

Rapunzel: you have to stop this!

Cassandra: what are you talking about? People love it when we do this!

Varian: Yes, it's a fun game!

Rapunzel: You scared half the people to death!

Cassandra: Oh man

Varian: only half?

Rapunzel: Eugene, help me please!

Eugene: Glad you thought I could help you, I have to go camping with Lance go, sorry! Bye 😘

Drarry from that sectumsempra scene

love the classic damsel in distress trope, but the damsel in question is a pathetic fictional man bleeding out in the dark somewhere on the floor before his ridiculously gorgeous knight comes for his rescue just when he’s about to pass out, and the ridiculously gorgeous knight in question is actually a deranged villain who is his archenemy. but they both have these frustratingly unresolved sexual tension going on where they both hate each other but are also super possessive and protective of each other in the sense that no one else can hurt this little guy but me!!!! and so the knight carries his pathetic damsel in his arms bridal style back to his goth castle where they have hot, kinky gay sex ever after (after he nurses his pathetic enemy’s ass back to health, of course, can’t risk bruising our fragile damsel when he’s already half dead).

i would just like to say that i don't really consider myself to be a goth girl or anything and never really had the "dark fascination" phase...however...the amount of "villain-voice" jeremy jordan i listen to might contradict this.

"I know I will be long dead before you read this..."

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