Harry: Hermione? Hermione: Yes? Harry: Do You Know How To Use A Gun? Hermione: Yes, But Why Are You Asking?

Gay Panic?

First year:

James, casually: So my uncle has a husband.

Sirius, shocked: You can do that?

James: Yeah, I reckon so.

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Second year:

Sirius: So I have a gay uncle too.

James, not really bothered: Weird, mate. Guess a lot of people are gay.

Sirius, a bit contemplative: Hahaha. Weird.

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Third year:

Sirius, nervously: Do you ever want to kiss people?

James: Girls, right? You mean girls?

Sirius, even more nervously: Erm, yeah. Girls.

James: Yeah, I like Evans. She’s like…bossy-hot.

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Fourth year:

Remus: So…I'm gay.

Sirius, having a gay crisis: Ohhhh! Erm, we support you!

James, also panicking, thinking of gay Regulus: Yes. We're allies!

Sirius, still internally panicking: Such allies.

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Fifth year:

Sirius, freaking out again: So, you know how we're like…allies?

James, paranoid, worried Sirius saw him staring at Reggie: Yeah?

Sirius: Allies can have like…gay dreams, right? And still be straight?

James, relieved: Oh. Oh, yeah! Absolutely. I do, too! And I'm a thousand percent straight.

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Sixth year:

Sirius, really having a crisis after Remus returned to school six inches taller: It's totally normal as a straight person to have a crush on another bloke, right?

James, still fully in denial even though he's been stalking Reg on the Map: Erm, yeah. Definitely. We're both straight.

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Seventh year:

Sirius, having just kissed Remus: So actually Im definitely gay and I'm dating Moony and that crush and those dreams were all very gay.

James: Well FUCK what am I, then?

The absolute worst kind of subfan to be in the hp fandom is a first war era fan because we know so little and yet somehow it can manage to contradict itself. Why are Lily and James in the photo with Marlene when Marlene dies two weeks after, yet Lily’s letter that mentions the woman’s death acts as if her and James have been cooped up for a whole? What the fuck was Remus doing during this whole thing and why could he infiltrate the werewolf packs in the second war? Did Sirius ever recognize his fam or old friends on the battlefield and what was that like? What battles were fought? Why did so many people end up dying around the time Marlene died? Why the fuck was Barty with the Lestranges during the Longbottom attack given the others were all family yet BCJ tagged along? I have questions but no answers

u are so right 😭😭😭 ‘i have questions but no answers’ is literally it. i fully recognise that this was just. not relevant to the lightning era plot so we didn’t get it, but then we got these weirdly sprinkled bits and pieces that form this incomplete picture (and in some cases, multiple incomplete pictures???) and it’s just like this itch that will not go away.

(also that barty question is such a good one bc. wtf was up w that??? was it like. a baby’s first mission kind of a deal? he’s trying to prove himself? he accidentally touched their portkey and got transported along w them? he was already at the longbottoms for evening tea and got chucked into azkaban for being in the wrong place at wrong time??? what was going on)

I'm so in love this the idea of Hugo been down bad for Varian going feral

"thank you, your the best" I say to the inanimate object that did it's job amazingly

“really?” I say to inanimate objects that are not working like they usually do

Morning After

Part 4/4

Part 3

I think this fandom doesnt appriciate his insanity enough

Someone call rapunzel!!

And tell her to bring a hairbrush..

this site really hates people with ocd

he's out of character TO YOU. i know him though.

Grild chez X[

He def apologised a lot in the morning