First year:
James, casually: So my uncle has a husband.
Sirius, shocked: You can do that?
James: Yeah, I reckon so.
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Second year:
Sirius: So I have a gay uncle too.
James, not really bothered: Weird, mate. Guess a lot of people are gay.
Sirius, a bit contemplative: Hahaha. Weird.
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Third year:
Sirius, nervously: Do you ever want to kiss people?
James: Girls, right? You mean girls?
Sirius, even more nervously: Erm, yeah. Girls.
James: Yeah, I like Evans. She’s like…bossy-hot.
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Fourth year:
Remus: So…I'm gay.
Sirius, having a gay crisis: Ohhhh! Erm, we support you!
James, also panicking, thinking of gay Regulus: Yes. We're allies!
Sirius, still internally panicking: Such allies.
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Fifth year:
Sirius, freaking out again: So, you know how we're like…allies?
James, paranoid, worried Sirius saw him staring at Reggie: Yeah?
Sirius: Allies can have like…gay dreams, right? And still be straight?
James, relieved: Oh. Oh, yeah! Absolutely. I do, too! And I'm a thousand percent straight.
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Sixth year:
Sirius, really having a crisis after Remus returned to school six inches taller: It's totally normal as a straight person to have a crush on another bloke, right?
James, still fully in denial even though he's been stalking Reg on the Map: Erm, yeah. Definitely. We're both straight.
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Seventh year:
Sirius, having just kissed Remus: So actually Im definitely gay and I'm dating Moony and that crush and those dreams were all very gay.
James: Well FUCK what am I, then?
"I know I will be long dead before you read this..."
Harry: Hermione? Hermione: Yes? Harry: Do you know how to use a gun? Hermione: Yes, but why are you asking? Harry: I wanna teach the DA how to use a gun...I think guns would be better than a wand in a fight, with them you don't have to waste time to cast a spell...And it'll be pretty ironic, a group of wix that hate muggles being killed/incapacitated by a muggle weapon Hermione: Hermione: That's...Actually that's a pretty good idea. Let's do it!
Hugo's love language is being fucking annoying, it works on Varian, somehow.
These are sketches inspired by Hugo and Varian's Cosplays made by @kristoffs-lullaby and @tomwaterbabies!
I refuse to consume any (fan-made) Harry Potter content that doesn’t depict the golden trio as punk ass, rule breaking, anarchy loving freaks. I’m talking bitchin earrings and ripped jeans. Middle fingers straight up to the Ministry.
I want Sirius Black to look at all three of them, and genuinely worry that he’s their biological father. And then when he’s sure that he isn’t, he just decided that he’s gonna adopt them and teach them his ways.
still getting used to it
Y'all I'm never fucking leaving, this is my resting place.
My brain is bouncing between Rosekiller, Wolfstar, Jegulus, and Drarry. I'm fucing trapped.
Finished tts and WORST. ENDING. EVER.
It was so bad and anticlimactic. Zhan Tiri sucks as a villain. I was expecting them to be cool not this posh sounding psychotic child!
Cassandra also sucked as a villain. She became evil because her mother chose Rapzunel over her? Really? Rapunzel trusted and deeply cared about her and Cassandra decided to just become evil once posh sounding psychotic child showed her the past.
Varian was best villain. Hands down.
The parts I did enjoy in the finale was Lance adopting Catalina & Kiera, Varian becoming the royal engineer, Cassandra leaving and the proposal of Rapunzel & Eugene.
Also the Ever After short was hilarious. Max and Pascal on a ring chase was enjoyable.
Season 3 was the worst season, Season 1 was fun and Season 2 was the best minus the ending when Cassandra takes the Moon Stone.
Overall I give this show an 8/10. Good show, good songs but weak ending.
Peter: Is that gasoline?
Sirius: Pretty sure it’s just water
James: Only one way to tell
James: *pours it on the table* *a fire breaks out*
Remus: THERE WAS MORE THAN ONE WAY TO TELL!
Harry: Hermione? Hermione: Yes? Harry: Do you know how to use a gun? Hermione: Yes, but why are you asking? Harry: I wanna teach the DA how to use a gun...I think guns would be better than a wand in a fight, with them you don't have to waste time to cast a spell...And it'll be pretty ironic, a group of wix that hate muggles being killed/incapacitated by a muggle weapon Hermione: Hermione: That's...Actually that's a pretty good idea. Let's do it!