Hugo's Love Language Is Being Fucking Annoying, It Works On Varian, Somehow.

"After like still looking for you" CHAPTER 1 The suits designs are by @/notherpuppet and were used for the sole purpose of paying tribute to her work.

Neville: Which one of you was going to tell me that tea tastes different if you put it in hot water? Ron: Y-You were putting it in cold water? Ginny: Neville. Answer the question Neville. Neville: Yeah? I thought for like 5 years that people just put it in hot water to speed up the tea-ification process, didn’t realize there was an actual reason. You think I have the patience to boil water? Ginny: You don't have the patience to microwave water for 3 minutes? Ron: Why are you, putting it in the microwave to boil it?! Ginny: Do you think I have the patience to boil water on the stove? Ron: It 👏🏻 TAKES👏🏻 LESS THAN A 👏🏻 MINUTE Ginny: Bestie is your stovetop powered by the fucking sun?? Ron: How long does it take you to boil a cup of water on the stove? Ginny: Like seven minutes Ron: Just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat and it boils in like two minutes… less than that is you use a saucepan… Ginny: [crying] You’re putting the whole mug on the stove?? On medium heat?? Your stove is enchanted Hermione: Every single person here is a fucking lunatic. Harry: Do none of you own a fucking kettle?

Bises 😚💥

being poor is traumatic. even if you’re not homeless or starving. never being able to get anything nice for yourself, never being able to go out to eat without feeling guilty, never being able to do anything fun that isn’t free, making you housebound in bad weather because you can’t afford to go to a cafe or a movie. it takes a toll. being poor under capitalism makes your life a waking nightmare. this post must be reblogged by everyone.

Harry: Hermione? Hermione: Yes? Harry: Do you know how to use a gun? Hermione: Yes, but why are you asking? Harry: I wanna teach the DA how to use a gun...I think guns would be better than a wand in a fight, with them you don't have to waste time to cast a spell...And it'll be pretty ironic, a group of wix that hate muggles being killed/incapacitated by a muggle weapon Hermione: Hermione: That's...Actually that's a pretty good idea. Let's do it!

they need to start making clothes out of material that can clean glasses well again

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