They Need To Start Making Clothes Out Of Material That Can Clean Glasses Well Again

Drarry from that sectumsempra scene

love the classic damsel in distress trope, but the damsel in question is a pathetic fictional man bleeding out in the dark somewhere on the floor before his ridiculously gorgeous knight comes for his rescue just when he’s about to pass out, and the ridiculously gorgeous knight in question is actually a deranged villain who is his archenemy. but they both have these frustratingly unresolved sexual tension going on where they both hate each other but are also super possessive and protective of each other in the sense that no one else can hurt this little guy but me!!!! and so the knight carries his pathetic damsel in his arms bridal style back to his goth castle where they have hot, kinky gay sex ever after (after he nurses his pathetic enemy’s ass back to health, of course, can’t risk bruising our fragile damsel when he’s already half dead).

I think I might wanna try making this but no guarantees

I was hoping to do a better job of presenting this AU, but life is against me. So, messy sketch of Dragon!Ron, Kneazle!Hermione and Basilisk!Harry (my dear).

Magic works in numbers, but sometimes numbers can be used against Magic. When T. M. Riddle did so (Seven against all that is pure), Magic retaliated. She found Three to defy him. Three to restore balance. And they were almost ready.

They just needed to be different.

Being bitten by a Norwegian Ridgeback, morphed by a Kneazle's DNA and infected with Basilisk venom and Phoenix tears can be just what they needed. Side effects, sadly, weren't anticipated.

Hermione, for example, could have never believed she would be the heat-pillow of two cold-blooded bastards. Literally. Thankfully Ron—much to his chagrin—could use the flames of the fireplace instead of her fur.

Which was good for her, because she would rather hug Harry.

Not that she would ever tell him, of course.

Anyone else find it ironic that Charlie used two foot metaphors in a song directed at the only character at the hotel who doesn't have legs?

I see a man (fictional), I am generally like "okay". I see the same man (fictional) being put in a situation, covered in dirt and blood, perhaps soaking wet, actively sobbing and shaking like a chihuahua, and I am saying "yay" and "yippee" and things of this nature

Toxic Radioapple fic idea

We all know how Lucifer feels about sinners and I don't think it's played with enough in radioapple fics so I was thinking...

Lucifer and Alastor are officially together everyone knows about them but Lucifer still hasn't gotten over his prejudice. He kind of puts Alastor on a pedestal, saying that he's better than other sinners, but still treating him like he is very much below him.

The other sinners in the hotel notice this and they even try to talk to Alastor about it because Lucifer barely even acknowledges them but Alastor doesn't listen.

Alastor isn't stupid he knows how Lucifer feels about sinners but he says he doesn't think of Alastor like that so isn't that a good thing?

Alastor slowly starts to spiral. He doesn't even realize that he starts to change to fit Lucifer's image of what he should be and when he finally does he blows up.

Alastor asks Lucifer why he even loves him in the first place. Lucifer can't answer.

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Cassandra: ...

Varian:...

Cassandra: I'm bored

Varian: Me too

Cassandra: Do we want to scare the people of Corona by pretending we're evil again and want to destroy the kingdom?

Varian: How did you know I just thought of that?

Cassandra: that's telepathy

*1 hour later*

Rapunzel: you have to stop this!

Cassandra: what are you talking about? People love it when we do this!

Varian: Yes, it's a fun game!

Rapunzel: You scared half the people to death!

Cassandra: Oh man

Varian: only half?

Rapunzel: Eugene, help me please!

Eugene: Glad you thought I could help you, I have to go camping with Lance go, sorry! Bye 😘

Morning After

Part 4/4

Part 3

they need to start making clothes out of material that can clean glasses well again

"One day I will get over them I swear"

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