Theslytherinbigot - Slytherin_shipper

*Harry, Hermione & Ron on their podcast* Harry: Welcome back to the Golden Trio Podcast, today we're gonna talk about what the fuck we were doing in our 7th year instead of going to Hogwarts. Ron: You guys will wanna hear that! It includes robbing Gringotts! Hermione: But please don't try it at home, kids! Harry: Says the one that suggested to use a dragon to escape. Ron: He's got a point, 'Mione. Hermione: Anyways...

'you never read anymore, you used to love reading' and i have 200 safari tabs open. it never stopped it just got weird

he's out of character TO YOU. i know him though.

"You can't be a lurker on tumblr." Yes, you absolutely can. I've been quietly reblogging things since 2014 and I haven't interacted with anyone in years.

Harry: Hermione? Hermione: Yes? Harry: Do you know how to use a gun? Hermione: Yes, but why are you asking? Harry: I wanna teach the DA how to use a gun...I think guns would be better than a wand in a fight, with them you don't have to waste time to cast a spell...And it'll be pretty ironic, a group of wix that hate muggles being killed/incapacitated by a muggle weapon Hermione: Hermione: That's...Actually that's a pretty good idea. Let's do it!

vat7k stuff that goes on in my head

basically like varian had wanted posted up prob during his evil arc but after he was freed from jail raps got most of the posters taken down and whatnot. anyways the rest of vat7k gang does have their own wanted poster expect for varian and when they reach some fuckass town thats not rlly in the know and they find varian’s old wanted poster, the whole bit between all of them is “hey varian why dont u have a wanted poster” and hes like “cause im royalty” and they all think hes j joking in an Odd and Strange way (they dont know hes the royal alchemist for corona)

anyways sorry for the ramble i j think about them a lot 😓 also the desgins r @jellitchi cause theyre cool and radical

James *poking Remus*: Remus. Remus. Remus. Remus wake up. Remus. Remus.

Remus:

James: Remus. Remus. MOONY!!

Remus: OH MY GOD, WHAT??

James: Oh good, since you're awake-

Remus: *groans*

James: -your plan didn't work

Remus: What plan?

James: When you told me to throw confetti over Regulus' head to get him to date me

Remus: I specifically said 'Do NOT, under any circumstances, do that James'

James: Exactly! That's basically telling me to do it!

Remus: It didn't work on Lily, how the hell did you think it would work on Regulus

James: I couldn't have known!! They're such different people!!

Remus: And which parts of those "differences" made you think Regulus Black would be more receptive to being thrown confetti at in front of the whole school

James: Crouch and Rosier still laugh hysterically every time they see me..

James: So what do you suggest I do? Make even a grander gesture in front of everyone??

Remus: No! What-

James: Maybe sing him a song??

Remus: I-

James: That I wrote??

Remus: You're INSANE

James: On my guitar??

Remus *checks the watch*: It's 3 AM James go f-

James: In the great hall??

Remus: I don't even care at this point

James: You're a genius. I knew I came to the right person

Remus: That's the stupidest thing I have ever heard and I feel like I should call Regulus to warn him about you. But you seem convinced so. God bless. *slumps back to bed*

James: Do you believe in god Remus?

Remus: *voice muffled by the pillow* I believe in hell. And I'm in it.