Theslytherinbigot - Slytherin_shipper

Okay, you know what? After reading this post, I jokingly said we should all just make a pact to reblog it five times a day forever. So I'm gonna do this louder for the people in the back:

AO3 WAS CREATED BY FANS, FOR FANS

AO3 IS RUN BY FANS (VOLUNTEERS, NO LESS)

AO3 IS PART OF THE NON-PROFIT, ORGANIZATION FOR TRANSFORMATIVE WORKS

AO3 IS NOT OWNED BY ANY COMPANIES AND DOES NOT EARN REVENUE

AO3 OPERATES ON DONATIONS FROM FANS

again:

AO3 WAS CREATED BY FANS, FOR FANS

Peter: Is that gasoline?

Sirius: Pretty sure it’s just water

James: Only one way to tell

James: *pours it on the table* *a fire breaks out*

Remus: THERE WAS MORE THAN ONE WAY TO TELL!

Bises 😚💥

Young ~3-y/o Harry following Petunia around the house while she does chores. Young Harry holding onto Petunia’s skirt and sucking his thumb while she does the dishes. Young Harry playing quietly in the grass near Petunia while she weeds the garden. Young Harry just wanting to be WITH someone at all times. Young Harry trotting along after Petunia all day being her little shadow until her patience wears thin and she sends him to his cupboard. Young Harry being a clingy child who desperately needs affection but never gets it.

Potter children having a hard time with those trends

James *poking Remus*: Remus. Remus. Remus. Remus wake up. Remus. Remus.

Remus:

James: Remus. Remus. MOONY!!

Remus: OH MY GOD, WHAT??

James: Oh good, since you're awake-

Remus: *groans*

James: -your plan didn't work

Remus: What plan?

James: When you told me to throw confetti over Regulus' head to get him to date me

Remus: I specifically said 'Do NOT, under any circumstances, do that James'

James: Exactly! That's basically telling me to do it!

Remus: It didn't work on Lily, how the hell did you think it would work on Regulus

James: I couldn't have known!! They're such different people!!

Remus: And which parts of those "differences" made you think Regulus Black would be more receptive to being thrown confetti at in front of the whole school

James: Crouch and Rosier still laugh hysterically every time they see me..

James: So what do you suggest I do? Make even a grander gesture in front of everyone??

Remus: No! What-

James: Maybe sing him a song??

Remus: I-

James: That I wrote??

Remus: You're INSANE

James: On my guitar??

Remus *checks the watch*: It's 3 AM James go f-

James: In the great hall??

Remus: I don't even care at this point

James: You're a genius. I knew I came to the right person

Remus: That's the stupidest thing I have ever heard and I feel like I should call Regulus to warn him about you. But you seem convinced so. God bless. *slumps back to bed*

James: Do you believe in god Remus?

Remus: *voice muffled by the pillow* I believe in hell. And I'm in it.

The Incentive

because some of y’all wanted to know 🤷‍♀️

“Aftermath” Part 2

Part 1

For chapter 34 in « Of Saints and Sinners » by @morningstarwrites! What a fantastic read!

vat7k stuff that goes on in my head

basically like varian had wanted posted up prob during his evil arc but after he was freed from jail raps got most of the posters taken down and whatnot. anyways the rest of vat7k gang does have their own wanted poster expect for varian and when they reach some fuckass town thats not rlly in the know and they find varian’s old wanted poster, the whole bit between all of them is “hey varian why dont u have a wanted poster” and hes like “cause im royalty” and they all think hes j joking in an Odd and Strange way (they dont know hes the royal alchemist for corona)

anyways sorry for the ramble i j think about them a lot 😓 also the desgins r @jellitchi cause theyre cool and radical