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Team RASN: I know you said Jaune was likely to carry-bang whichever teammate(s) he ends up with, but at this point it seems more likely he's gonna sisterzone them and end up with Yang or something. It seems like the smol girls will have to make the first move.

Indeed it seems so, but Yang and Jaune are friends.

So far.

Yang would lie if she said she wasn’t interested in Jaune.

(I have no clue as to who would be making the first move.)

Blake has definitely written an Arkos confession scene, and given it to Pyrrha to encourage her to go through with it. In her own cringy weeb way.

Blake likes to write erotica fanfic

OH DAMN!

Someone else remembers this story!

Really wish SleepinEyes didn’t vanish...

I don’t OT3 often but the thought Pyrrha, Jaune, and Yang intrigues me.

Plot Twist: Before they got married his wife happened to be named “Goodwitch”.

Side Quest.

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Ruby: Okay it's time we go save the world right guys!

JYWBNR: Yeah!

Civilian in distress: wait!*points to Jaune* Oh brave knight! I need your help!

Jaune: I'm sorry but I've held the team up long enough, I have to go help them save the world.

Civilian: Please! If you were to help my family you'd be handsomely rewarded!

Jaune: please sir...my friends need me, I can't delay them any longer.

Civilian: I come from a wealthy family, we can give you money or land!

Jaune: This is more important then money or land!

RWBYNR: Yeah!

Civilian: ...if you help me I'll introduce yiu to my wife's beautiful sister...she has a thing for tall blonde knights.

Jaune: ...

Yang: As if Lady Killer could be persuaded by that when he has (gestures to herself and all the other girls) right Jaune?

Jaune: ...right!

Civilian: she's got bigger tiddies then all of them. *point to team RWBY*

Jaune: *pulls out Crocea Mors* Tiddies it is!

RWBY: JAUNE!

Nora, sniffling: that's my fearless leader.

Ren: truly a man of culture.

Gotta love those Side Quests.

Thoughts on Topaz?

Honest opinion: Looove them. They're so fucking awkward around each other at first, but Jaune's earnest goofiness makes Emerald laugh and leads to her opening up too, which leads to them developing the weirdest inside jokes imaginable.

~Haven, after the ‘Battle of’~

Yang: Hey Weissy, Have you noticed Vomit-Boy looking a bit...

Weiss: Handsome? Muscular? Noble? I have, but it’s hardly the time or place to point that out, Yang.

Yang: ...was gonna say ‘tired’ or ‘stressed out’, but...

Weiss: >///<

Yang: Got something on your mind there Weiss-cream?

Pyrrha: *Gleeful giggling*

~Argus, Cotta-Arc Residence~

Weiss: *Playing with Adrian* Such a widdle cutie.

Pyrrha: Weiss~ *Pops into the Schnee’s body*

Weiss: Huh!? *Watches a her own arms scoop up Adrian and hug him*

Pyrrha: Weiss I need one! I need an Arc baby if I’ll ever get to pass on!

Weiss: What! What happened to ‘just one night’! Babies are way more than ‘a weird dream’!

Pyrrha: I’ll just get hungrier the longer I starve Weiss!

Weiss: *Schnee panicking noises*

Horny Ghost Pyrrha: *Posses Weiss and tries to get her to sleep with Jaune*

Weiss: *Struggling* MUST. RESIST. BANGING. ARC!

Horny Ghost Pyrrha: Do it Weiss~

I was gonna joke Pyrrha might have them, for this exact reason. She toys with them using her semblance. Often when she studies or trains with Jaune.

Like others said, Weiss would want them, for rebellion. But she’d probably be terrified to actually go anywhere to get them done. In case she’d get recognized and ratted out.

And yeah Blake might have them, broody riot girl energy and all. Bonus points if she had Ilia pierce them while they were in the fang. That poor gay lizard.

which rwby girl would have nipple piercings

Dumb headcanon I’ve mentioned before: I always assumed Huntresses would use those arm implants that last for years at a time. Because, you know, super strength could break latex and they’d possibly be spending long amounts of time out of cities with assured medical supply.

What kind of protection do they use? Condom? Pill? Other hole?

Welcome back guys, gals, and nb pals to another episode of 

Sexual Wellness with Riza Today’s topic: Contraception

No method is completely free of risk, and they all have their drawbacks. But please remember to always use at least two forms of protection! 

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To answer the ask:  They both walk around with shields as their primary weapons, they each bring their own protection. Neo takes birth control and Jaune uses condoms. (Assuming they’re both Cis-gender. I’m not against either trans head-cannons)

Pyrrha: Honey, you know that I love you, right?

Nora: Yes.

Pyrrha: And that I cherished our marriage at every waking moment of my life, right?

Nora: Yeah.

Pyrrha: And I wouldn’t trade you for nothing in this whole world no matter what.

Nora:....what’s this about?

Pyrrha, awkwardly: Well I love you and all but....I just wish you could find a different way to tell everyone that we’re adopting a kid. Because your way is.....there are better ways at telling people, sweetie.

Nora:......I don’t follow.

Pyrrha, blushing: Telling everyone that we’re planning on being milfs is a confusing way to say it.

Nora:......I still don’t follow.

My dumb ass just went straight for "Mercury can totally walk on walls." based solely on the winged sandal thing.

Mercury is just having a grand ole time. Standin on the walls. Just chillin. Horizontally.