I Was Wondering What This Ship Was Called, My Guesses Were Either Ladybug Knight Or Lan-cat-ster. Crimson

What the fuck. This sounds like a train wreck.

So yeah, might be better to just ignore it entirely.

Maybe it can be in the weird DC comics canon, it sounds about as coherent.

Alright, so...

Due to the blatant murder of the personalities of basically everyone in the RWBY book "Before the Dawn", and the rampant harassment and bullying from the book's fanatics against people with valid criticisms, I'm not taking either of the RWBY books as canon. At all, aside from confirmed semblances. I just can't. At least not until E.C. Myers, Miles, and Kerry address and call out the harassment that's been going on by these fanatics to silence any and all criticisms of Before the Dawn, like with what was done to Coco, Velvet, Sun, and basically anyone that appears in that book.

Anyone who bullies people into silencing their criticisms are just plagues to the RWBY community, and to the world. It's silencing free speech which no matter where you are in the world, should never stand.

I honestly don't care about Coco being confirmed lesbian at this point anymore. It's tied to so much murder of character and so much bullying and harassment that it kind of just fucking ruins it.

You can hate me all you want, but I'm standing by my decision. The RWBY novels are not canon in my eyes. I will not change my mind until Myers, Miles, and Kerry The only thing that needs to change is the rampant bullying and harassment by these fanatics to silence any criticisms of the books, especially Before the Dawn.

And before anyone comes to this post about how I'm "just a RWBY hater", don't. Just don't bother. RWBY is one of my favorite shows ever honestly. It got me into writing, and inspired me to want to write my own book. I absolutely love RWBY and the work Miles and Kerry and everyone else have put into it after Monty's passing. Don't use this post as a platform to spread hate. Use it to spread criticism if you have to do something with it, but not hate.

I like Suger Mama Salem as much as anyone, but surely the best sugar mama for Jaune would be Willow...Thoughts? Headcanons?

Yandere!Willow Schnee

It all started quite innocently.

Jaune needed money for training and equipment. Willow Schnee needed an extra pair of hands around her garden. Preferably, the kind that would listen to her orders instead of her husband’s.

Jaune did a good job tending to the Schnee matriarch. He wasn’t working to get into Jacques’ good graces or worm his way into a lofty SDC position through her.

Willow liked that very much.

Slowly, as she took more time to examine her servant boy in her more intoxicated hours, Willow started to fantasize about the young man. Not a true love, not at that point. But the idea of being caressed and loved passionately after so many years of drowning her sorrows certainly warmed her loins.

Jaune was surprised when, after half a year of working under Mrs. Schnee, he was gifted with a silver watch. A very expensive gift for someone like him. He tried to return it only to have Mrs. Schnee deny him that. When asked what he could do in exchange for it, she asked him one simple request.

“Please, call me Willow.”

This, but they get them switched when they’re getting dressed in the morning.

No one tells them.

dragonslayer wearing shirts that say

im the himbo. im the bimbo

I know you were probably being figurative but I’m imagining them both in a literal Mom Class. Possibly run by either Kali or Mama Arc.

Hey hey, just thought of that but

We can all agree that after Jacques, Willow is gonna be suuuper wary of people approaching her, right ? Always wondering if they're interested in her for her or for her family name.

You know who she wouldn't have to wonder about that with ?

Raven "my semblance literally tells you if you're one of the select few I actually care about" Branwen.

Picture this : Raven comes to help with the kids, Willow gets her shit together and helps in the fight as well, then they both go to the "Being a Good Mom 101" classes together and help each other unlearn all that shit that got stuck in their brains over the years (Raven doesn't know how to care for her kid and show it, Willow used to know and can help her take the first few steps while Willow probably has super low self-esteem and doesn't believe she can make things better with her kids and Raven can encourage and support her and give her the kick in the ass she needs to start mending her relationship with the Schneeblings)

And then as they do all that they grow closer and start Feeling Things™ for each other, but Willow always has this little voice in her mind reminding her that it could all be a plot to take her company and family from her all over again and she can't make it stop UNTIL

One day

Willow is feeling distressed because Bad Day and maybe a panic attack or something ? I can see her having those when she first gets the SDC back and has to learn how to run it while trying to stay sober and she'll just feel so much pressure on her it'll make it hard to breathe. Anyway, panic attack when she's all alone and no one can help but SUDDENLY a portal opens and out comes Raven, all worried and stuff and Raven helps Willow calm down and then it hits Willow.

Raven has a portal to her.

They have a bond.

Something Raven can only develop with people she cares about deeply.

Which means she cares about Willow deeply.

She cares about Willow for who she is, not her family name.

And all of a sudden, Willow feels like a weight has been lifted off of her shoulders and she can breathe more easily.

And the future looks just a little bit brighter.

Perfectly done. Even if the competition isn’t over I’m still glad Deery is staying in the race.

I’m laughing at the fact that they still spent all night on the couch when there was apparently a bed.

Councilman Arc AU: Other women plan or hope, but in the end, trust and luck were all that mattered. Being the last two left in the office when a freak storm hits, Jaune and Deery are trapped with little else to do but spend time together. Conversation turns warmer, voices turn softer, talking turns to touching. By the time day breaks, nothing is likely to be the same.

(and this one won! sorry to the other prompts, but this one just...gets me)

The weather forecast had warned them all, yet Jaune insisted on staying here, in his office. He wanted to send everyone else home, but Deery decided to  stay with him, not wanting him to be alone.

It warmed the councilman’s heart, especially with that look she practically perfected. Her eyes just sparkled in that special way!

Anyway, here and now, there was a torrential downpour. No one sane was out and about there, everyone was either home or had otherwise sought shelter.

Thusly, Jaune was alone with Deery, a girl about his own age. True, she was quite cute, attractive in her own right, but she was also his employee! Bosses shouldn’t have these thoughts about cuddling their employees because they feel lonely!

Even though Deery sort of looked like she wanted a hug from him.

Damn it, why did he have these thoughts all of a sudden?!

Well, there was the constant and very sudden attention from women who wanted to find a way into his heart and pants, various nudes and the fact that he was alone with one of the few girls he could trust nowadays.

“Soo,” Deery drawled as she lounged on the sofa in Jaune’s office, right next to him. “I guess we’ll have to sleep here?”

“Yeah,” the blonde confirmed with a sigh. “You can take the bed I have here, I’ll get on the couch. Honestly, I would rather have you not be awkwardly stuck in here with me.”

“What do you mean?” Crystal blue stared at him, innocent as can be. “You must feel lonely, too. So that’s why i’m here!”

He laughed and shook his head at her as he leaned back into the cushion. “Honestly, you’re too sweet.”

For a while, both sat there in silence, watching the rain outside. Then, Jaune spoke up again.

“You know, I’m glad you’re here.”

Deery blinked in surprise at Jaune, then started to blush.

“I felt like I can talk to you the best out of everyone else at work,” he continued. “I mean, yeah, I have friends, but I rarely see them after their secdet mission was considered completed.” True, his security was reduced after the beach house incident, but he still saw them from time to time!

“After the crazy I’ve been through, it’s nice to chill out with a friend. You know?”

Some more silence, one Jaune found oddly comfortable...

“I’m sorry.”

The blonde turned his head at the right time, just as the antlered girl leapt towards him.

He froze as soft lips touched his. Deery’s hands held his head in place as she pressed her lips onto his own. Nothing could be done; his brain was frozen, overwhelmed by the sudden kiss.

Deery separated from him slowly, her eyes sparkling even in the dim light of the fading day. The more they just looked at one another, the more unsure she appeared.

“You..like me?” Jaune asked for the obvious.

Deery nodded.

“oh. uh...wow.”

“Yeah...” she whispered.

Then she all but tore off her jacket.

“Whoa!” Jaune yelped before Deery charged at his lips again. He offered no resistance as she poured all her adoration, all her feelings into her kiss. Merely her blouse and the brassiere below covered her top now, though Jaune could very well feel her modest chest pressing into him.

He felt on fire. Jaune could not hold back at all, faced with such overwhelming passion from the girl on top of him.

And Jaune was swept along.

He kissed her back with vigor and hunger, her tongue pressing into his mouth in reply. Their hips ground into one another, hands roaming, feeling each other.

When they separated, their tongues were still hanging out as if yearning for one another. A small bridge of saliva connected them, breaths steaming into each other.

Deery moved first. She tore off her blouse, buttons flying everywhere. As she did, Jaune took off his own top, leaving himself bare. Her bra all but disappeare, which one took it off neither knew.

It was in the way.

The faunus’ skirt similarly disappeared while Jaune undid his pants. hungry, wanting. Finally, both of them were down to their bare undies, Deery’s nipples growing stiff.

Jaune’s mouth was soon upon them. She moaned as he nibbled and kissed them, grinding his erect cock against her own damp panties.

Their patience had run out.

Jaune dragged down his boxers, revealing his erect length, just as Deery pushed her panties aside.

He slid inside without problem.

Both of them moaned before joining their lips again. His cock ground deep into her, hitting just the right spots. The girl clung to him, legs locking behind his back.

jaune moved. He sought pleasure, he sought her warmth. As their hungry tongues battled, the heat continued building between them.

there were no words, there was no place for them here.

Before either knew, their orgasms approached rapidly. Deery unlatched just for long enough to nod at Jaune.

He had permission.

His load exploded into her, her own body wracked by an orgasm. The girl gasped with every twitch of the boy’s cock as he deposited more of his cum inside of her.

It was a safe day, so there was no place for worries.

Even though some shot through her head as jaune picked up the pace again, undeterred.

They would continue to rut until late in the night, where they collapsed on the sofa.

Sweaty, dirty and satisfied.

~Haven, after the ‘Battle of’~

Yang: Hey Weissy, Have you noticed Vomit-Boy looking a bit...

Weiss: Handsome? Muscular? Noble? I have, but it’s hardly the time or place to point that out, Yang.

Yang: ...was gonna say ‘tired’ or ‘stressed out’, but...

Weiss: >///<

Yang: Got something on your mind there Weiss-cream?

Pyrrha: *Gleeful giggling*

~Argus, Cotta-Arc Residence~

Weiss: *Playing with Adrian* Such a widdle cutie.

Pyrrha: Weiss~ *Pops into the Schnee’s body*

Weiss: Huh!? *Watches a her own arms scoop up Adrian and hug him*

Pyrrha: Weiss I need one! I need an Arc baby if I’ll ever get to pass on!

Weiss: What! What happened to ‘just one night’! Babies are way more than ‘a weird dream’!

Pyrrha: I’ll just get hungrier the longer I starve Weiss!

Weiss: *Schnee panicking noises*

Horny Ghost Pyrrha: *Posses Weiss and tries to get her to sleep with Jaune*

Weiss: *Struggling* MUST. RESIST. BANGING. ARC!

Horny Ghost Pyrrha: Do it Weiss~

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Do we need to use seasons though?

Since apparently they don't actually correlate to the powers you get.

Other sets of 4 could be neat.

Best I could come up with was Night Baron, Dawn Baron, Day Baron, and Dusk Baron.

What would be the male equivalent of the Maidens in RWBY?

Would they be called ‘Masters’? I’ve been wracking my brain around trying to think about it.

I wouldn't be surprised if they played it as Klein having been an Atlas 'military' doctor. He'd beat up grim with old-timey sailor boxing.

Klein punches the hound in the face

You have to respect the fact that the entire FNDM just agreed Fem!Jaune would be tall and stacked like PowerGirl. But I forgot how cute Fem!Ren usually is.

He’s already tall, and tal and stacked is a wonderful combo. Also, Ren is cute, period.

(that last opinion is sponsored by Nora Valkyrie)