This, But They Get Them Switched When They’re Getting Dressed In The Morning.

Does this count as Cloak & Stagger approval?

I’d say/hope so.

Kdin smash or pass jaune

Fucking laughed at this

Is it too late to change the ship name to ‘Fever Dream’?

"Oh thank gods you're safe! You could have DIED!"

"Worth it for a kiss from you."

Emerald rushed over to Yang, shaking as she checked over the blonde. She had watched her be fished out of the grimm river and could already see a bit of a change happening to her. “Come on Yang, get back up! You can die now! Not while you still need to get Oscar!” 

Yang coughed as a bit of grimm goo came out of her mouth, slowly starting to get up. “T-that worried about me?” 

Emerald pulled Yang into a kiss. “Oh thank the gods you’re alive.” She pulled back and slapped her. “You could’ve died doing that!” 

Yang smiled and rubbed her cheek a bit. “It was worth it for a kiss from you.” 

“Unbelievable! You should’ve just let me die instead of risking your life for me!” Emerald’s frowned slowly changed to a smile. “Thank you though. I… I owe you.” 

Yang shook her head, looking her body over as she saw portions of her looking grimm like. “Let’s… get out of here. I need to figure out how to fix myself.”

Perfectly done. Even if the competition isn’t over I’m still glad Deery is staying in the race.

I’m laughing at the fact that they still spent all night on the couch when there was apparently a bed.

Councilman Arc AU: Other women plan or hope, but in the end, trust and luck were all that mattered. Being the last two left in the office when a freak storm hits, Jaune and Deery are trapped with little else to do but spend time together. Conversation turns warmer, voices turn softer, talking turns to touching. By the time day breaks, nothing is likely to be the same.

(and this one won! sorry to the other prompts, but this one just...gets me)

The weather forecast had warned them all, yet Jaune insisted on staying here, in his office. He wanted to send everyone else home, but Deery decided to  stay with him, not wanting him to be alone.

It warmed the councilman’s heart, especially with that look she practically perfected. Her eyes just sparkled in that special way!

Anyway, here and now, there was a torrential downpour. No one sane was out and about there, everyone was either home or had otherwise sought shelter.

Thusly, Jaune was alone with Deery, a girl about his own age. True, she was quite cute, attractive in her own right, but she was also his employee! Bosses shouldn’t have these thoughts about cuddling their employees because they feel lonely!

Even though Deery sort of looked like she wanted a hug from him.

Damn it, why did he have these thoughts all of a sudden?!

Well, there was the constant and very sudden attention from women who wanted to find a way into his heart and pants, various nudes and the fact that he was alone with one of the few girls he could trust nowadays.

“Soo,” Deery drawled as she lounged on the sofa in Jaune’s office, right next to him. “I guess we’ll have to sleep here?”

“Yeah,” the blonde confirmed with a sigh. “You can take the bed I have here, I’ll get on the couch. Honestly, I would rather have you not be awkwardly stuck in here with me.”

“What do you mean?” Crystal blue stared at him, innocent as can be. “You must feel lonely, too. So that’s why i’m here!”

He laughed and shook his head at her as he leaned back into the cushion. “Honestly, you’re too sweet.”

For a while, both sat there in silence, watching the rain outside. Then, Jaune spoke up again.

“You know, I’m glad you’re here.”

Deery blinked in surprise at Jaune, then started to blush.

“I felt like I can talk to you the best out of everyone else at work,” he continued. “I mean, yeah, I have friends, but I rarely see them after their secdet mission was considered completed.” True, his security was reduced after the beach house incident, but he still saw them from time to time!

“After the crazy I’ve been through, it’s nice to chill out with a friend. You know?”

Some more silence, one Jaune found oddly comfortable...

“I’m sorry.”

The blonde turned his head at the right time, just as the antlered girl leapt towards him.

He froze as soft lips touched his. Deery’s hands held his head in place as she pressed her lips onto his own. Nothing could be done; his brain was frozen, overwhelmed by the sudden kiss.

Deery separated from him slowly, her eyes sparkling even in the dim light of the fading day. The more they just looked at one another, the more unsure she appeared.

“You..like me?” Jaune asked for the obvious.

Deery nodded.

“oh. uh...wow.”

“Yeah...” she whispered.

Then she all but tore off her jacket.

“Whoa!” Jaune yelped before Deery charged at his lips again. He offered no resistance as she poured all her adoration, all her feelings into her kiss. Merely her blouse and the brassiere below covered her top now, though Jaune could very well feel her modest chest pressing into him.

He felt on fire. Jaune could not hold back at all, faced with such overwhelming passion from the girl on top of him.

And Jaune was swept along.

He kissed her back with vigor and hunger, her tongue pressing into his mouth in reply. Their hips ground into one another, hands roaming, feeling each other.

When they separated, their tongues were still hanging out as if yearning for one another. A small bridge of saliva connected them, breaths steaming into each other.

Deery moved first. She tore off her blouse, buttons flying everywhere. As she did, Jaune took off his own top, leaving himself bare. Her bra all but disappeare, which one took it off neither knew.

It was in the way.

The faunus’ skirt similarly disappeared while Jaune undid his pants. hungry, wanting. Finally, both of them were down to their bare undies, Deery’s nipples growing stiff.

Jaune’s mouth was soon upon them. She moaned as he nibbled and kissed them, grinding his erect cock against her own damp panties.

Their patience had run out.

Jaune dragged down his boxers, revealing his erect length, just as Deery pushed her panties aside.

He slid inside without problem.

Both of them moaned before joining their lips again. His cock ground deep into her, hitting just the right spots. The girl clung to him, legs locking behind his back.

jaune moved. He sought pleasure, he sought her warmth. As their hungry tongues battled, the heat continued building between them.

there were no words, there was no place for them here.

Before either knew, their orgasms approached rapidly. Deery unlatched just for long enough to nod at Jaune.

He had permission.

His load exploded into her, her own body wracked by an orgasm. The girl gasped with every twitch of the boy’s cock as he deposited more of his cum inside of her.

It was a safe day, so there was no place for worries.

Even though some shot through her head as jaune picked up the pace again, undeterred.

They would continue to rut until late in the night, where they collapsed on the sofa.

Sweaty, dirty and satisfied.

Jaune and Neo fight, Neo is winning until Jaune traps her in a bear-hug. Jaune doesn't know what to do at that point because if he lets go she'll just be start winning or escape again, so he just turns on his heel and starts running with Neo squirming to get free. That's what everyone sees when they get to Schnee Manor. Neo is 'captured', but oddly cozy.

Jaune helps Oscar stand up as Neo comes running around a corner, looking for the exit. The three of them stare at each other for a moment. 

Jaune: “I don’t have the aura or the time to fight you The AceOps are about to detonate a bomb and take this whole place out” 

Neo, not believing him, brandishes Hush

Jaune knows he can’t leave without the Relic. They fight for a few moments. It seems like Neo could win until Jaune grabs her in a tight hug. 

Neither of them know what to do for a moment until Oscar yells at them to run. 

[Later]

Jaune and Oscar arrive at the front line of the Atlesian trenches. RNBW had come out to meet RYE already.

Jaune crosses the battlefield and walks up to Yang: “Oscar, and the Relic” Calling back to her questions the night before. He had finally gotten them both back 

-

Neo gave up struggling after the bomb detonated. The knight had been telling the truth. But as long as she didn’t let go of the Relic, he didn’t let go of her. 

Yang: “So, everyone is just okay with this?”

Weiss, sitting on her staircase. Her home was slowly turning into a refugee camp: “I say we take the win...”

Anyone remember Hancock?

I’m joking, but it reminded me of this.

Quick question: What happens if Jaune amps himself when he nuts?

I believe the answer would be a stellar career in the bukkake portion of porn

Either that or guaranteed conception

Why do I feel like his reasons consist of:

Puppydog Eyes and Hip Windows

Team RWBY+NR find out that Jaune has secretly been healing Neo after every fight if she gets hurt

ruby: why?.

weiss: shes evil!

blake: and crazy

yang: she tried to kill us

nora: yeah!

ren:

jaune: look i have my reason. you dont need to worry

Would the Huntresses name the dog ‘Happy’?

Puppy

Joanna:  What is that?

Fiona (holding a puppy): He followed me home!

May: Did it?

Fiona (mumbling): I followed him.

Robyn: You were lost weren’t you?

Fiona: The Signs Confused Me!

May: Wait a minute, that’s a Sheepdog

Fiona: No, no, nonononononono, don’t you start-

Joanna:  Awwwwwwwwww!  He herded you home!

Fiona: Shutup!

Robyn: Well in that case, I think we can make room, its good to have someone who can find you when you get lost.

Fiona: WHEN!?

This... This looks right...

Blake’s outfit really got on my nerves and after like year I finally decided to let me just....redesign it for shits & giggles.

Explanation: So I wanted to stick to the rules of RWBY & make her outfit consistent with using her Volume 1 outfit as an example.

So in volume 1 she has this French allude inspire coat with sharp ends & I wanted to keep that part of the look but long & with fur edges. I actually do like how Ein Lee made made the inside of the coat purple & I wanted to keep that.

The next part is her catsuit. So in volume one, she’s wearing white shorts with zippers & a white crop top. I decided that since the coat covers the upper part the cat suit her legs really need to stick out against it & since it’s basically her shorts, but longer I decided to keep it how it was, just make it white.

I kept the knee pads & her boots black because she’s the black character & needs more black. I’m also determine to remind people know that her secondary color is purple not white. White is her third color. Which is why I kept the purple of Einlee’s design of Blake’s shoes into my own. I also made her fur that ugly manve purple she was wearing in volume 4 through 6. The grays and the gold ARE an accent color to her. (The gray in Ein Lee’s design should have never taken up so much of it like girl wtf.) So I tried to minimize it by just leaving it at the zippers. However since she’s dating Yang now I guess I wanted to add more gold/yellow to her outfit. The gold chain on her back though is suppose to represent Sun since both Yang & Sun came in & change Blake’s life for the better. Also I left the belt white because I didn’t want her back to look completely back. But yeah.

In a perfect AU, Blake cuts her hair during her fight with Adam. Not during the Atlas montage or whatever.

@knightfallcravin

Calling this canon or nah?

Cinder: (At dinner with Jaune) Ah, isn't this nice? A walk through the park, a discussion of our deepest desires and fears, and now a candlelight dinner with a handsome like yourself. This is really a dream come true.

Jaune: Nope! Not even in your dreams.

Cinder: (Jolts awake) What the-?!

It’d been one weird morning for Jaune Arc, he woke up in an empty dorm, which was rare enough. And he was getting a strange sort of attention. It seemed like whenever he said a word, greeting the people he knew or even just excusing himself past anyone he didn’t, half the heads in the hall would snap in his direction.

Jaune: Good morning Professor Goodwitch.

Glynda:  Ah~! *Flinches in her seat. Crushing a coffee mug with one gripping hand.*

Jaune: Miss? Are you alright?

Glynda: Yes! Yes, I’m fine, Mr. Arc, was just up a bit too late… Filing…

Jaune: Seems like you do everything around here, do you need any help with your hand?

Glynda: No. Well, maybe one thing…

Jaune: Yes? Professor?

Glynda: Could you… *Reddening* Say my name again…?

Jaune: …?

Inspired by RWBY Chibi: Jaune's ASMR blog goes viral, and turns out all the girls at Becon are getting off to his soft whispering voice.

Nora: Hey guy! Morning! Did you hear the news?!! Jaune’s got a new ASMR cha- *Looks at Team RWBY* -nnel. . .

Yang: *Looking sweaty and disheveled*

Ruby: *Nodding off half asleep*

Weiss: *Looking tired and wearing a wrist brace*

Blake: *Passed out and snoring on top of her books*

Pyrrha: *Blushing* I think they heard about it.

Yang: *Has bag under her eyes* I haven’t slept in 3 days. . .