Is It A Sin For A Man To Want To Suck Jesus's Dick? He Is A Different Species On Some Level.

Vegans say I wouldn't eat a human but you underestimate my power! I'd sell my own corpse in my will or buy someone else's. They aren't using it! It's no different than the ancient corpses on display in museums for the amusement of others.

Why couldn't you fuck the Geth?! I have a MIGHTY NEED for robussy!

Wants genocidal ethnostate. Plans genocidal ethnostate. Achieves end results in line with wants and planning except for one region. Doesn't get that region. Everything collapses.

"Well it was a good idea to start with, just taken to far!" -Toph

What does that even mean? Kuvira got like 99% of what she wanted and everything she wanted was exactly in line with her original ideology. The ideology was just completely unstable.

Don't you love it when your phone goes into low battery mode so the screen dims when there is glare from the sun and it becomes utterly unusable. Yeah I just love that.

The adjuster x female reader is the greatest thing to happen to straight fanfiction ships since KPOP

Remember Bright? The shitty Will Smith movie? I got recommended the soundtrack on YouTube and it out of nowhere SLAPS.

Imagine if Supernatural was Islamic

Sam: "We might be dealing with - Mohammed"

Dean: "You mean like the prophet Mohammed? THE Mohammed?"

I think of Dr Pepper as a man simply because it was founded in 1885 so all doctors were male back then.

I've recently started jogging to Jason Bourne chase scene music and pretending the CIA is after me

I'm a reverse vegan. Animals are stupid little shits that have had it too good for too long. They deserve LESS rights!

Legalize dog fighting! Dogs are stupid!