Shoutout To All My Boomers That Still Use IGod. The OG Chatbot.

I like to imagine "pro life" Buddhists don't want people to eat chicken eggs

Take paying for social media to it's upmost extreme: Instead of just having $7 above $0 - don't stop going up. Just have one massive list of post sorted solely by who paid the most. So if you pay one cent more than the next highest person you are automatically on top of the entire website.

X SQUARED: auctioned speech platform

Remember that time in Assassins Creed 2 when you could meet in secret with Leonardo da Vinci and pay to invent a retractable assassin gun and then proceed to gun down every corrupt figure in Italy. We need to return to this golden era of total realism. This totally happened.

*LET'S PLAY A GAME*

The Adjuster x reader smut shall be studied by future generations alongside the original ballads of Robin Hood.

Did you know a Egyptian pharaoh named themselves after the Egyptian devil out of respect for his power? That's the equivalent of a Pope Satan.

Remember when mossy cobble was impressive because there were so few rare items. Pepperidge Farms remembers.

Neil Degrasse Tyson is the embodiment of the meme "why are you booing me?! I'm right!"

With "Deny Defend Depose" being a threat I think we run into the same problem as Bloody Mary where you have to draw the line somewhere on how long you can wait between words and it still counts.