It's Unrealistic That Bruce Wayne Wouldn't Be Caught As Batman. He's In Too Good Shape For A Billionaire.

Friendly remainder: Saying siblings shouldn't fuck is the same level of eugenics as saying stupid people shouldn't fuck. Pick both or neither.

ReaperCoin: The first crypto currency that can only be sold via auction after your death. So the only way to make money is to JUST DIE.

The TikTok ban: I guess capitalism is building a wall to keep people from moving to socialism. How'd that work out when it was the other way around?

I want to know if grass tastes any good to pray animals or if they are just instinctively obligated to eat it.

I told a female titty scam that I was gay and FIVE MINUTES LATER I got a male dick scam.

Now that's customer service!

Quick: Someone put steamboat Micky Mouse into Bendy and the Ink machine!

The dichotomy between MLK and Malcolm X proves: Whether you ask nicely or aggressively - those that ask for civil rights in an effective manner will be struck down.

I've recently started jogging to Jason Bourne chase scene music and pretending the CIA is after me

Remember when Goerge Bush was abnormally stupid... Those were the days...