I've Recently Started Jogging To Jason Bourne Chase Scene Music And Pretending The CIA Is After Me

How come the Pope gets to pray to named angels while the Catholic proletariat have to accept whatever angel comes their way? Break the chains: Redistribute the name brand prayers!

I'm so capitalist, I don't equally distribute my sugar between scoops of my measuring spoon.

"America was founded on Judao-Christian values"

Someone do me a favor and point out the Jewish founding father. This is just a dog whistle for white.

The bullet that hit Trump was POISONED and the only thing that saved him with his healthcare under UnitedHealthcare and now the same assassins that came after Trump are coming after them!

Someone make this a conspiracy theory.

Steaming hot take: I'd rather have Left for Dead 3 than Half Life 3. Co op was TIGHT

In the Star Wars universe it would be really convenient to find clones attractive. You'd have a never ending supply of partners.

How many genders are in the gender spectrum? I could google the word spectrum but I'm too stupid.

I wonder if the new hard R will be "clanker" against sentient robots.

Unethical business idea:

1. Start a life insurance company that offers the largest payouts of any insurance company

2. Only insure near impossible instances like meteor strikes

3. Once someone finally does take a claim just file for bankruptcy, pocketing your large paycheck as CEO

Perhaps high amounts of gay representation isn't a good thing in a show that takes place in hell.