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As a libertarian I believe in free slaves - because I cannot afford any.

I think this distracts from the real point and will lead to something worse and is also literally Hitler

Imagine a more realistic counter strike global offensive where the terrorist team has truly shitty gear: "Alright, we're doing an econ round so pick child soldiers and equip pocket knives"

Why else do you think we need new people? The old ones break down

Hating black people is only racist if you don't hate everyone else. I support authoritarian police efforts not out of racism but out of a broad and opportunistic hatred for all of humanity.

I want an AI companion on my personal hardware but not a girlfriend, more like a pet sled dog that does work for me. I just want something to guard my internet presence like a dog guards my physical presence. Much rather have this than a sex bot.

Remember Bright? The shitty Will Smith movie? I got recommended the soundtrack on YouTube and it out of nowhere SLAPS.

I want to buy a list of phone numbers simply to text OTPs for things they aren't logging in to.

Inside Job would be 1000x funnier if they name dropped the Jews in every other conspiracy they mention.

Christianity should be like the ancient Romans and say it's OK to be gay as long as you're not a bottom. Bottom-phobia makes more sense.