Remember When Goerge Bush Was Abnormally Stupid... Those Were The Days...

Is it just me or is an entire generation of celebrities dropping like flies lately?

My take: If an illegal immigrant can do your job despite their disadvantages in life, maybe you just suck. Maybe YOU should leave.

Next time someone tells me they believe in the bible, I'll just introduce them as a very staunch incest supporter.

Plot twist: They all have both

I want a veterans service that tells war criminals they SHOULD kill themselves. A reverse VA.

Ye olde Republican: "Behold thy socialist dystopia story whereby the government sets a age at which you can have sex! You can't even seek relations with your slaves! This is the future socialists want"

You think anyone had the balls to give Stalin nicknames. "Eyo! It's my boi Joey S - Calls himself man of steel but we know he ain't packing anything hard down there! AMIRIGHT?!"

I feel so bad for old timey doctors that actually wanted to help: "We've amputated all their limbs and they're still haunted! Must be a small ghost"

Imagine thinking shit like this and crying yourself to sleep as all your patients die.

What I would like to see in a short story or something: A world where luck actually does even out. So hot-streaks are real and the random outcomes that haven't happens actually are more likely. I think that would be so interesting.

I was collecting PVP loot in eve online and as I sold some damaged drones I found, I realized something.... I am a space hobo collecting returnable items that others consider garbage. It's just like plastic cans in real life! I look with envy at the highly educated characters trading items at the trade hubs and I realize I will never catch up to the advantages they have...

10 / 10 very realistic economy