The Adjuster X Reader Smut Shall Be Studied By Future Generations Alongside The Original Ballads Of Robin

In some regions it's illegal to pet manatees so if I ever go down the path of crime you all should know I'll be a serial petting maniac.

Plot twist: They all have both

Rev up those guillotines!

Life hack: Take what the left says about "men" and change it to "black men" and you'll have the right wing perspective

Saying you'll succeed in business by having a dominant personality is like saying you'll make it to the Olympics by having a competitive personality: That's the absolute bare minimum not something that will take you to the top.

China's worst atrocity was not wiping out pandas when they had the chance.

I'd bet there was a spike in radio sales after the Alastor debut.

What I would like to see in a short story or something: A world where luck actually does even out. So hot-streaks are real and the random outcomes that haven't happens actually are more likely. I think that would be so interesting.

Anyone else have distant childhood memories of these putrid abominations looking normal?

The bullet that hit Trump was POISONED and the only thing that saved him with his healthcare under UnitedHealthcare and now the same assassins that came after Trump are coming after them!

Someone make this a conspiracy theory.