I Refuse To Use The Term NPC Because That's Deeply Insulting To Robots.

Start a story with the exact number of days since the start of a specific war then never mention it again: "Just two months and eight days since the fateful moment of the start of the Vietnam war... I got fired. In California"

Imagine a more realistic counter strike global offensive where the terrorist team has truly shitty gear: "Alright, we're doing an econ round so pick child soldiers and equip pocket knives"

My take: If an illegal immigrant can do your job despite their disadvantages in life, maybe you just suck. Maybe YOU should leave.

Having sex with someone would make them happy and you should only focus on your own happiness in the form of money. #Sigma

Everyone criticizes RWBY for having the characters not believe in magic even with semblances. But how would YOU feel if someone showed you a new type of electricity that had never been discovered before? That would be pretty shocking.

Remember that time in Assassins Creed 2 when you could meet in secret with Leonardo da Vinci and pay to invent a retractable assassin gun and then proceed to gun down every corrupt figure in Italy. We need to return to this golden era of total realism. This totally happened.

Don't you love it when your phone goes into low battery mode so the screen dims when there is glare from the sun and it becomes utterly unusable. Yeah I just love that.

Why won't feral cats LOVE ME?!

The bullet that hit Trump was POISONED and the only thing that saved him with his healthcare under UnitedHealthcare and now the same assassins that came after Trump are coming after them!

Someone make this a conspiracy theory.