Having Sex With Someone Would Make Them Happy And You Should Only Focus On Your Own Happiness In The

Bad at math: Dyscalcula

Bad at reading: Dyslexia

Bad at statistics: Religious

Am I the only one who is PISSED about how many Amazon kindle versions there are? At the risk of sounding like Hank Hill: It's a BOOK! How do you update a book?!

Forgot to mention shouting: "READ THE BIBLE!!!!!!!!!!"

In the Star Wars universe it would be really convenient to find clones attractive. You'd have a never ending supply of partners.

Let's be for real here: If quirks were real, discrimination would 99% be just how attractive it made you. People would care very little if anyone was a mutant.

My unstoppable solution to war: Everybody in the government that votes for the war has to serve in a random battle. It's just like jury duty.

That way we will still have the most important wars but nothing more.

Schrödinger's communist: Is a freeloader on welfare while also a hypocrite for successfully taking part in capitalism and profiting off assets.

You think hundreds of years from now there will be buried treasure and it's just a bitcoin USB

Life hack: Take what the left says about "men" and change it to "black men" and you'll have the right wing perspective

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Just wanna set the record straight, I support both Luigi Mangione AND whoever shot Brian Thompson. Just remember Luigi hasn't been confirmed to be that person.

Either way both are incredibly fuckin based