Start A Story With The Exact Number Of Days Since The Start Of A Specific War Then Never Mention It Again:

If I was born in colonial times I like to think I'd be against slavery but there's no way in hell I'd accept science. Witchcraft seems like a more plausible explanation for solar eclipses than planetary movements tbh. I know it's wrong but it seems more believable intuitively.

Why is the skibidi toilet meme so hated? It seems not out of place with any other gmod humor.

A quick definition of Republican terms

Socialist: bad

Communist: bad

SJW: bad

Left wing: bad

Liberal: bad

Globalist: bad

Strawman: bad

Identity politics: bad

You can safely replace any of these terms with "bad" because Republicans have the vocabulary of a six year old the moment you take away their monthly buzzword.

I'd bet there was a spike in radio sales after the Alastor debut.

How many genders are in the gender spectrum? I could google the word spectrum but I'm too stupid.

In the Star Wars universe it would be really convenient to find clones attractive. You'd have a never ending supply of partners.

Why can't I have a guard eagle? Just a bird that follows me like a drone and swoops in whenever I tell it to attack. That is my dream pet.

Saying you'll succeed in business by having a dominant personality is like saying you'll make it to the Olympics by having a competitive personality: That's the absolute bare minimum not something that will take you to the top.

Is it just me or is an entire generation of celebrities dropping like flies lately?

I bet a consequence of this shooting will be employers taking their employees guns when they work. What are the odds that Republicans show any sort of backlash to this?