Why Would He Buy This? Is He Stupid?

Schrödinger's communist: Is a freeloader on welfare while also a hypocrite for successfully taking part in capitalism and profiting off assets.

If everything the Pope says must be true, does that mean if he says a paradox the world will end?

I remember in Detroit Become Human they mentioned there was one robot on each sports team that played perfectly. I want the opposite. I want one child on each team that will play awfully so we have a scale of how good the other players are.

Is it a sin for a man to want to suck Jesus's dick? He is a different species on some level.

The Adjuster x reader smut shall be studied by future generations alongside the original ballads of Robin Hood.

"Alastor /" tags = HERESY!!!

ReaperCoin: The first crypto currency that can only be sold via auction after your death. So the only way to make money is to JUST DIE.

Imagine a more realistic counter strike global offensive where the terrorist team has truly shitty gear: "Alright, we're doing an econ round so pick child soldiers and equip pocket knives"

Imagine if English required speaking punctuation *COMMA* that would be so weird *PERIOD*

Bad at math: Dyscalcula

Bad at reading: Dyslexia

Bad at statistics: Religious