A Rich Guy With An Italian Name? MAFIA! Must Be.

Is it just me or is an entire generation of celebrities dropping like flies lately?

Darth Sidious was a force moderate, not too light, not too dark. I'm tired of hearing the light side extremist perspective of the Jedi.

I can't watch archeology videos without cringing about people either just dropping something of value or having their grave robbed and losing their afterlife swag.

I like to imagine the SCP stories are just Supernatural from the perspective of the British Men of Letters.

When I pulled my Quran from a bookshelf some poker chips I lost fell out. Allah told me to gamble.

Someone should make an alternative to Ground news where instead of left-right it's just most liked by high versus low IQ.

The Adjuster x reader smut shall be studied by future generations alongside the original ballads of Robin Hood.

Oil expires so how do apocalypse shows have processed gasoline without refineries?

You never see Republicans designing guns for disabled people or subsidizing guns for poor people, so apparently they DON'T want guns for everyone since all it takes is arthritis to be a shit shot.

Specifying the day of the week and time in hours.

> Very unspecific

> Vague as all hell

Specifying the milliseconds since the Linux epoch

> Very specific

> Based and binary pilled