When I Pulled My Quran From A Bookshelf Some Poker Chips I Lost Fell Out. Allah Told Me To Gamble.

Imagine if Supernatural was Islamic

Sam: "We might be dealing with - Mohammed"

Dean: "You mean like the prophet Mohammed? THE Mohammed?"

54.5% of Tumblr was WRONG!

Place your bets folks:

How come the Pope gets to pray to named angels while the Catholic proletariat have to accept whatever angel comes their way? Break the chains: Redistribute the name brand prayers!

I was reading a ancient German strategy book and it mentioned the terrain of some area they were preparing to invade so I googled a map of that area and it was in modern Germany so I guess the strategy worked.

"I'm not going to say X - which is why I will IMPLY it"

- All right wing talk show hosts

I'm calling it Russo-Ukraine War II (First one being WWII) and I demand a trilogy!

Steaming hot take: I'd rather have Left for Dead 3 than Half Life 3. Co op was TIGHT

Domestic abuse is the same as strict parenting except the target is over 18.

Did you know that in the Disney universe, animals with clothes have dominion over the other animals. That's why goofy isn't a pet and some dogs are.

ReaperCoin: The first crypto currency that can only be sold via auction after your death. So the only way to make money is to JUST DIE.