I Want To Buy A List Of Phone Numbers Simply To Text OTPs For Things They Aren't Logging In To.

A rich guy with an Italian name? MAFIA! Must be.

Is it too soon to say this? Is this still racist? Am I doing a racism?

I run to Jason Bourne chase scene music and pretend the CIA is after me

Why is the skibidi toilet meme so hated? It seems not out of place with any other gmod humor.

Ye olde Republican: "Behold thy socialist dystopia story whereby the government sets a age at which you can have sex! You can't even seek relations with your slaves! This is the future socialists want"

Fanfiction idea: Hero Toga Himiko where her hero agency simply finds random people that look similar to villains and gets their blood through donations.

There's a company IRL that can find anyone's doppelganger for a fee so I think this is realistic.

I'd bet there was a spike in radio sales after the Alastor debut.

You never see Republicans designing guns for disabled people or subsidizing guns for poor people, so apparently they DON'T want guns for everyone since all it takes is arthritis to be a shit shot.

I hate to say it: Maybe if Luigi carried food instead of monopoly money he wouldn't have needed to go to a restaurant.

Someone should make an alternative to Ground news where instead of left-right it's just most liked by high versus low IQ.