Why Else Do You Think We Need New People? The Old Ones Break Down

Just look at that sexy mug. Yes daddy: Whip out your silencer and FILL me with bullets! Assassinate me next!

With all this talk of AI girlfriends, I just want the same AI to play all my co op video games with. A gaming buddy that never leaves or plays selfishly but I can still reference past experiences across games.

"Aura - scuff your Jordan's"

-Frieren if she was TRUELY sadistic

Virgin modern politics: "There are 1000 axis types each with a different ideology type!!!"

GIGA chad Machiavelli's politics: "Principalities are dictatorships. Republics are literally everyone else."

The virgin political compass with 37 thousand axis of billions of possible values

> Cringe

> Impossible to keep track of

The Chad Machiavelli system: "All societies are either principalities or republics. Principalities are good. Republics are bad"

> Based

> Very easy to keep track of

Saying you'll succeed in business by having a dominant personality is like saying you'll make it to the Olympics by having a competitive personality: That's the absolute bare minimum not something that will take you to the top.

All libertarians have to do to create their utopia is be competent enough to overthrow a preexisting government. They could just hire an army of mercenaries. It's that simple but literally nowhere has the popular support to allow this to happen.

Schrödinger's communist: Is a freeloader on welfare while also a hypocrite for successfully taking part in capitalism and profiting off assets.

With all the spying by companies, how do the ads STILL suck so much? I got a ad for a laundry basket after I just bought one! How does Amazon not keep track of what I already bought?!

I told a female titty scam that I was gay and FIVE MINUTES LATER I got a male dick scam.

Now that's customer service!