I'll Die On This Hill: The Boldest Representation In Hazbin Hotel Was Making Lucifer Short.

[Announcer voice]: "Are *YOU* a victim of a hate crime? Have you tried *NOT BEING A MINORITY*! This strategy is proven to prevent hate crimes before they even start!"

"I'm not going to say X - which is why I will IMPLY it"

- All right wing talk show hosts

Let's be for real here: If quirks were real, discrimination would 99% be just how attractive it made you. People would care very little if anyone was a mutant.

In any universe with holy water that damages monsters, I can't help but think: Wouldn't the quantity of that damage be an objective measure of holiness? Like if the Pope's holy water doesn't go hard then you shouldn't be a Catholic.

Blaire White should open each video with "Aunt Rukus, no relation"

What assassin is in such a rush that they simply skim the Wikipedia article of their target. ASSASSINATION SPEEDRUN ANY %

lmao now they're just straight up trying to wipe the names of executives off of the internet. the light switch has been thrown and the roaches that have infested this house for far too long are scattering like never before.

Someone should write a enemies to lovers fanfic between Hitler and Netanyahu meeting in hell as they state their beliefs to each other and realize they aren't so different.

He said "it's mortgage time" and mortaged everywhere

I'm not lying on the internet. I'm speaking truth from the perspective of a character that doesn't exist.

I'd date a woman that was on OnlyFans but only if she was good at it.

Either she's a pro, or she's a hoe!